Jank

Definition1:(JA-N-QUE') A man that is an incredible bitch and is retarded beyond all belief.

Definition2:A convenient ash tray such as an empty or little fillmed coke can, A water bottle, or a pink lemonade bottle from best buy is the best jank humanly possible.

Definition 2 Example: Coke can,water bottle and other ghetto home found goods.

Definition 1 example: ...Tim is a jank

by SykoXhitman August 9, 2009

Jank

The combination of a man wearing Jaggings; and the un-avoidable exploitation of said man's junk.

Co-Worker 1 says to Co-Worker 2: "Seriously, he has way too much Jank shoved into those Jaggings."

by Stiffler v.2 March 10, 2011

Jank blanket

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.

That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.

by GlibJester July 28, 2018

jank

the product of male sexy-time.

Dude, stop janking on me.

by superphatgurl March 21, 2010

Jank Bag

When someone is janky aka junk - like/Trashy. Another way to say hoe bag. Can be used randomly and jokingly when your friend is pissing you off.

"Shut up, Jank bag"

by - J.C November 23, 2020

Dabbing Janks

British slang term for masturbation.

“Man I just had the best time dabbing janks.”

by toxicnerd March 8, 2019

Jank Boteko

Didi's Husband❤️

Custom Wood Burning (Didi): *Burns wood*
Person 1: "Jank Boteko ❤️ Didi"

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024