jacked

Taken. Usually in a jacked up manner.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

Jack

Tall, friendly and extremely calm. Fun to hang out with and talk to. Calms you down and can brighten even the worst of days. Very good listener. Can be a bit shallow. He is a great friend to have

Hi Jacky

by awesomesauce155 May 21, 2013

Jack

A lad who wishes he could have all the babes but really just likes getting off to Flash-porn

Hey did you see the new episode of the Flash?

Nah I was too busy being a Jack and jacking it

by LurlyBants October 1, 2016

jacked

a person being so "juiced" and having massive muscles
also being so over-confident about youself you feel the need to "jack" yourself out by pushing out your chest

you're so jacked!!

by Jacked Bro October 6, 2010

Jacked

To rob or steal from someone. The term derives from John Dillinger's nickname: "The Jackrabbit". The term hi-jacked is also a derivative of this word.

Damn son, Yung Berg just got stole in the face and jacked for his chain. What a hoe.

by tmpen76 July 13, 2010

Jack

The most amazing person in the world

Wow Jack is so amazing and perfect

by Papayas7 December 23, 2016

Jack

Jack is a wonderful, humble human being who will always care about your feelings. That being said, a Jack isn't afraid to show off his magic beans before planting his beanstalk. And yes, the stories are true.

My eggs were golden by the time Jack was finished with me.

by gotspunk?! December 24, 2016