Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
Get the jackedmug. by LurlyBants October 1, 2016
Get the Jackmug. Tall, friendly and extremely calm. Fun to hang out with and talk to. Calms you down and can brighten even the worst of days. Very good listener. Can be a bit shallow. He is a great friend to have
Hi Jacky
by awesomesauce155 May 21, 2013
Get the Jackmug. the most handsome man a girl will ever meet, he wont fuck ya chicken strips and he won't break your heart, he also has a more larger then medium peenie and is very smart, that is why he watches rick and morty. ;)
rando 1: "oh my lord! he is such a jack!"
rando 2: " ye, u rite wagwan, he looks like a burly bloke innit blud. like a true lad m8"
rando 1: " he also has a larger then medium peenie and looks like he is smart!"
rando 2: "yey blud, looks like mofo watches rick 'n morty ay lad. true killa unit innit he bruv."
rando 2: " ye, u rite wagwan, he looks like a burly bloke innit blud. like a true lad m8"
rando 1: " he also has a larger then medium peenie and looks like he is smart!"
rando 2: "yey blud, looks like mofo watches rick 'n morty ay lad. true killa unit innit he bruv."
by killa_unit on3 f0ur March 19, 2021
Get the jackmug. Jack is a typically a fuckboy with good feet, long legs, tall, average penis size and he drinks tea. A jack nibba usually has very strong opinions and is British.
by Modernisaet December 19, 2018
Get the Jackmug. a person being so "juiced" and having massive muscles
also being so over-confident about youself you feel the need to "jack" yourself out by pushing out your chest
also being so over-confident about youself you feel the need to "jack" yourself out by pushing out your chest
you're so jacked!!
by Jacked Bro October 6, 2010
Get the jackedmug. Is really weird and always wants to acts like a dinosaur because he is insecure about his lack of a tail
by Kitkat66642069 May 19, 2018
Get the Jackmug.