non-issue

A minor current event or frivolous argument that is given publicity by both the media and the public without merit, during which vital issues get ignored.

Famous non-issues are:
- Controversy over an overtly religious film directed by a pompous Hollywood actor.
- The inclusion of the words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance
- Gay marriage/civil unions

Claim that Spongebob SquarePants is furthering a homosexual agenda a is a non-issue and should not be given any further publicity.

by D10 February 2, 2005

issueous

someone who has issues, family related and such

due to family members, I am very issueous.

by Lyman, and Amanda April 10, 2005

big issue

Bless you! Muttered by a homeless person when they sneeze whilst you walk by them.

"Big issue!"

"Aww, bless you! But you're not having a hanky or my hard earned pennies"

by Cardboard Carl June 16, 2003

Issue'd

To throw up on ones dick

(a definition from the surrounding Philly area)

I can't believe that Eric got Issue'd on. Yeah, Kase is such a wallet.

by ericlom.dolclom January 17, 2010

Tissue Issue

A human resource issue when someone is whining and a mock tissue to wipe the eye is necessary.

Also a human resource issue involving people rather than equipment or processes.

Are you whining? This sounds like a tissue issue.

We've got another tissue issue, the warehouse crew is bitching again.

by C. Wright May 10, 2005

done issue

a matter no longer worth discussing; esp. pertains to biting

"Hey Martin Kohan, hypothetically, I heard you bit Alex Sharigan, hypothetically."

"Don't talk about it. C'mon, it's a done issue."

by Fatoreo Saladbar April 30, 2003

Skill Issue

Used by 12 year olds when their opponent loses in a match or game, like roblox.

Random bacon hair: Skill Issue haha ( leaves game sarcastically )
the person who lost: BOY IF YOU DON’T GET YO SQUIGGLY DIGGLY-

by Wafflecrow March 6, 2022