skeeted on your face

when you see a midget in the hallway, you say this

Get out of my house faggot!! Skeeted on your face!

by ejejndn September 27, 2019

burn your face off curry

a curry so spicy people think there face is melting while they are eating it.

went to an indian restaurant last night to have a mild curry and it turned out to be a burn your face off curry had a beer and 2 litres of milk to cool me down.

by whiteghost3 January 22, 2014

what's your face spittin?

used either when someone so stupid you want them to repeat themselves, or you don't know what they're saying

Guy1: Man I have a waifu she so haawwawwwwt

guy2: what's your face spittin? I don't speak stupidity

by CrungleChugger97 May 11, 2022

International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day

Sometimes it happens, you’re holding your phone above your face and then you suddenly drop it on your face. Your phone often hits your nose since it’s centered on your face. Sometimes you’re just having a bad day.

*About to take a picture* And your phone drops on your head. ”Oucch my nose! It must be my unlucky day, must be the International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day”

by A Croatian Dude July 22, 2019

On your face

When someone is making a promise or guarantee of something on their face (or honor, similar to giving their word).

If I loan you this money your telling me right now, on your face you will work for me for the next two weekends to make us even.

I gotta go straighten up my face with him by working this weekend and next.

by PistolPete1515 May 25, 2021

Don’t waste your face

When playing brass, this phrase means to quit playing so much so you don’t get tired.

“Hey! Quit playing all those scales right before recording. Don’t waste your face!

by IckaBickaBoo April 24, 2025

Your Face

The ultimate comeback for absolutely everything.

A: You're such a jackass.
B: Your Face is a jackass! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
A: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP!
B: Your Face needs to shut the fuck up!!!

A: (storms off) . . .

by SD_KARASU May 2, 2021