To have zero confidence in completing a social-situation related task yourself, but have no issues doing it for another person.
Example: @ Restaurant
You: Man I could use some ranch, but I don't wanna ask...
Also you: "Oh you didn't want pickles? Don't worry I'll tell the waiter, hold on"
*After the fact*
"Damn my ketchup confidence really kicked in there, huh"
You: Man I could use some ranch, but I don't wanna ask...
Also you: "Oh you didn't want pickles? Don't worry I'll tell the waiter, hold on"
*After the fact*
"Damn my ketchup confidence really kicked in there, huh"
by Grafixgg October 4, 2023

As the little one dips her fries and what she thinks is ketchup she tries it and realizes that it's spicy so she calls it spicy ketchup
by Dezi November 4, 2023

A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.
Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?
I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.
I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.
by BigBojo February 22, 2022

I got the sos
no ketchap
just soss
ro soss
boomb boobm pauu
the twin go pa pa pa pa
skraah
boum
the red sodium bulk you cream over every single edible substance
no ketchap
just soss
ro soss
boomb boobm pauu
the twin go pa pa pa pa
skraah
boum
the red sodium bulk you cream over every single edible substance
by ShimYeong January 25, 2022

Nah, playa, you didn't hit 'em wit dat mustard sauce. Those chicken heads blew your game off. Straight ketchup sauce waudy.
by brealbeasy June 18, 2011

"Hey babe, could you go to the store and get me some sanitary towels please?"
"Sure, the blood still not stopped?"
"Not yet, I've been Passing The Ketchup for the past two days. "
"Sure, the blood still not stopped?"
"Not yet, I've been Passing The Ketchup for the past two days. "
by Just Brownsing Around July 13, 2015

Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.
"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"
"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"
"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"
by Wrig9 October 8, 2024
