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Florida surprise

1. The act of finding meth in your car that (clearly) isn't yours during a traffic stop.
2. When you see a redneck get a blowjob in a walmart parking lot.
The cop pulled me over and I fell for the old Florida Surprise
by Theglorius2cm July 5, 2019
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Florida Baptism

the act of dunking a baby into your dirty storm surge water filled with shit and bacteria to ensure that the baby has a strong immune system
my neighbor held a florida baptism in his backyard yesterday.
by blue waffle house August 31, 2023
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Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.
Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.
by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020
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Florida swoop

A Florida swoop is a someone who is a hoe, or indulges in many sexual relationships at the same time.
“You don’t want her bro she’s a Florida swoop”
Kodak ~ “she ain’t nun but a Florida swoop”
by ZADDY_Cali July 15, 2023
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paisley, florida

Where the drugs are slightly cheaper than the girls, and the Dollar General is the local wally-world.
You're from Paisley, Florida ?No wonder you dress like that.
by YnotCare September 1, 2017
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florida ny

A village of roughly 2500 people thats part of the town of warwick, home of 4 bars and a brewery that all sell the same over priced, warm, watered down alcohol but all are packed every night they are open. A town so mismanaged two different bridges have been under "repair" for over two years, the mismanagement lies within nepotism in the local government. The school, S.S. Seward institute has such low life, scum sucking teachers and faculty some may find it hard to believe they did not hire someone to remind half of those employed to breath. The principal is such an egotistical megalomaniac the doctor that let him crawl from the abortion bucket should be stoned.

The society has a well versed cast of drunks, fake people, bitches and low T 30 year old boys, also swingers, clans of them. They with men so old and fat they look like balloons with air missing in all the wrong places. Women so old cooters so nasty it only takes two words to describe them; lippy and leathery, needless to say they pass each other around like a blunt a rolling loud. Elitist people who would otherwise would be doing mildly ok for the lower hudson valley think they're big shots because beer went on sale and they got some change in their pockets. Overall this place is ok, there's never a dull moment if you live here you'll stay here or some how find your way back at some point i your life, you can never leave.
florida ny come to see where the christmas tree used to be, stay because who the fuck knows
by Angie Romano August 15, 2021
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Florida Hotbox

When someone smokes weed, and blows the smoke into a woman's vagina. The woman then rides the smoker's face and queefs the smoke back into their mouth
Person 1: bro, that stoner chick let me give her a Florida Hotbox
Person 2: Yuck. Nice
by Senor Gorgeous January 11, 2021
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