Florida Baptism

the act of dunking a baby into your dirty storm surge water filled with shit and bacteria to ensure that the baby has a strong immune system

my neighbor held a florida baptism in his backyard yesterday.

by blue waffle house August 31, 2023

florida paddle

Florida Paddle

Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.

It was getting dark and a little sharky in the water, so he did a florida paddle.

by Miki Dora December 30, 2013

Killed by Florida

Killed by Florida started years ago out of the depressed swamp of south Florida, full of hate and angst. We are politically charged and fast as hell. We are anti-religion, anti-racist, anti-transphobia, and anti-war.

Rivs- lead guitar

Scala- bass

Alex- drums

Jammer- lead vocals.

I went and saw killed by Florida live. It was the best show I had ever been to!

by DeDuke August 24, 2023

Florida Water

A floral and citrusy perfume used in religious and spiritual practices. It commonly used in African Diaspora Religions and is used in contemporary witchcraft.

Did you see Solange carried a bottle of Florida water at the Met Gala?

by himbynoothernamebringerofwoe December 8, 2022

florida milkshake

When you only poop brown liquid after binge drinking in florida for a week.

Yeah just got back from vacation and can't stop making florida milkshakes.

by nignagriffic January 7, 2020

Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.

Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.

by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020

Florida swoop

A Florida swoop is a someone who is a hoe, or indulges in many sexual relationships at the same time.

“You don’t want her bro she’s a Florida swoop”
Kodak ~ “she ain’t nun but a Florida swoop”

by ZADDY_Cali July 15, 2023