hoop soup

The mixture of unwiped shite from the arse with arse sweat.

Fuck me its hot today, my arse crack is swimming in hoop soup

by kev BROWN October 21, 2018

Hulu Hoops

(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.

"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."

by MisterPenguin August 27, 2015

Hula Hoop Lessons

Any extra tutoring and/or SAT prep lessons, one takes to prepare for college examines or life.

How did you get that SAT score? My dad's rich so he got me hula hoop lessons.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

Hoop’s Law

When using a riot shield, you may not run a primary weapon as your secondary, or carry any explosives.

That riot shielder killed me with a fire shotgun. He’s breaking Hoop’s Law.

by QuesoSubmarine January 23, 2022

Hoop

A big butt

Ah lads , the hoop on her!

by Thebossytoss March 17, 2017

Cunt hoop

The definition of a cunt hoop is a person that is a major cunt . Another word or definition is cunt whoop” meaning the same but with more emphasis!

You my friend is a cunt hoop .and or you my friend is a cunty whoop By meaning is a horrible person that maybe a deceitful person

by Shadow dancer July 28, 2025

Hooping Cock

This phenomenon occurs when a woman wearing large hooped earings allows you to insert your erect penis through the first earing hoop, passing through her mouth, and exiting out the other earing hoop.

Wow!
Stacey is such a tramp, she let me hooping cock her last night!

by love_the_hoop October 4, 2011