Early bird

a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time.

"he was always an early bird"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

Its too early for this shit

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?

Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025

early charlie

a young man who cums before first insertion.

an early charlie is to climax in one's pants when sexual acts are suggested by their partner prior to the act actually occurring.

by ciggy132 February 6, 2014

Early lunch

On peacefull farms lunch is considered early if consumed before 2:39 pm

It's 1:45 Ivan take an early lunch

by An untaken name dude April 22, 2022

Early Sunset

One Third Bacardi Banana, two thirds Orange Crush

Let's get sweaty with an Early Sunset

by ProtectWomensRights September 12, 2019

early apples

when a girl grows breasts before reaching puberty or the age of consent. or when a girl grows breasts at an early age.

hey, look at that girl; she seems growing early apples.

by mehmood malik October 20, 2007

Early Grave Management/ E.G.M

E.G.M also know as Early Grave Management was Founded By ( kE & bZ ) YOU PLAY YOU LAY it’s that simple I mean it’s right in the name earl-lee gray-ve man-a-ge-ment

- their names are spelled backwards for the slow ones

Aye boy you heard bout E.G.M ya ass bet not get caught lacking on soul on my kids yo grave gon get managed early - some wise old man

Early Grave Management/ E.G.M

by Some Wise Old Man June 14, 2022