Noun.A girl who grew up in the desert,
Who doesn’t have a formal education.
Comes from a dysfunctional family/life.
Who sleeps around or has, for money and drugs. is a methhead or with one.
Who neither mootchhas a job or wants to get one, because getting by has become The norm. IE. most people from the desert think it is fine, because everyone eventually dumpster dives dumpster diver. And know the times to go.
May be really hot, but always has something messed up about them.
anyone who lives/grew up in the desert, and therefore, by association, is/was a hick.
A really derogatory thing to say to someone.
Who doesn’t have a formal education.
Comes from a dysfunctional family/life.
Who sleeps around or has, for money and drugs. is a methhead or with one.
Who neither mootchhas a job or wants to get one, because getting by has become The norm. IE. most people from the desert think it is fine, because everyone eventually dumpster dives dumpster diver. And know the times to go.
May be really hot, but always has something messed up about them.
anyone who lives/grew up in the desert, and therefore, by association, is/was a hick.
A really derogatory thing to say to someone.
by Hurtzdontit September 9, 2018
Get the Desert ratmug. When you are giving a guy a blowjob and you purposely have cotton mouth because you hate him and now his dick hurts because it just got mouth-sandpapered until it bled.
by Dbass July 18, 2016
Get the Prickly desertmug. A place where access to dick is minimal if not nonexistent. Not only is access limited, but the quality of the handful of dicks there is 1/10. Smaller cities and towns usually constitute dick deserts as does the whole region of the Midwest in The USA.
Think about it the same as food desert.
Think about it the same as food desert.
Friend to other friend (at drive-up bar that only exists in the movies where people are playing pool and darts and smoking inside):
Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.
Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.
Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.
Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.
by durka_durka July 22, 2022
Get the dick desertmug. A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.
"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
by DilfRider July 5, 2025
Get the Desert Hat-trickmug. Trees are like love, the strongest ones are those that went through the most. It usually never start strong, it could be cultivated by a professional scammer who kept dying and a god who can't stop living. The god who never cared about mortals came to protect one. The man who saw bonds as currency made one that's worth more than life itself. The god, despite having a clear path to escape, found himself back at the blazing desert yearning for the mortal that roots deep within him a tree that can never fall, one that stood tall through the death of spring and the winter storm, one that not even time can kill.
The man who tried desperately to survive decided to lay his life down for his sunshine to win, begging to die a third time - the last. The all knowing god suddenly speechless facing the man he spent his lives to protect. surrounded by cactuses and the voices of the dead, they spent their last time fighting each other, each punch was a thousand sorry. carrying out the will of the dead, the god won the worst loss of his lives. He stared at the horizon beyond the cliff, bidding his farewell to his feelings and to this world as a whole. He walked towards the sky, spreading his wings yet he did not fly. Only then, the tree stopped existing
The man who tried desperately to survive decided to lay his life down for his sunshine to win, begging to die a third time - the last. The all knowing god suddenly speechless facing the man he spent his lives to protect. surrounded by cactuses and the voices of the dead, they spent their last time fighting each other, each punch was a thousand sorry. carrying out the will of the dead, the god won the worst loss of his lives. He stared at the horizon beyond the cliff, bidding his farewell to his feelings and to this world as a whole. He walked towards the sky, spreading his wings yet he did not fly. Only then, the tree stopped existing
"I’m technically free of his bonds, but I feel like I’ve got this moral obligation now. I don’t understand— I can’t let him die. I just— I don’t want to see him go"
And so, even the most unlikely people can grow the only tree in the middle of a desert.
And so, even the most unlikely people can grow the only tree in the middle of a desert.
by FindmeIdareyou April 6, 2022
Get the The only tree in the middle of a desertmug. by dedqfervefwf October 20, 2020
Get the Desert Mammothmug. Eddie: "I heard Joe now reads the desert bible instead of the original."
Billie: "Great, should we buy him a rug he can pray to?"
Billie: "Great, should we buy him a rug he can pray to?"
by Blasfemy March 18, 2024
Get the Desert biblemug.