Florida blowjob

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today
by Whammu March 03, 2020
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Florida Water

A floral and citrusy perfume used in religious and spiritual practices. It commonly used in African Diaspora Religions and is used in contemporary witchcraft.
Did you see Solange carried a bottle of Florida water at the Met Gala?
by himbynoothernamebringerofwoe December 09, 2022
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Florida whiplash

(n.) An event in which a Floridian resident turns too quickly while riding atop an alligator
"Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight. I got terrible Florida whiplash while doing donuts on Bessie today."
by Wolfofthefallen February 15, 2020
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clermont florida

where's clermont florida?
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florida milkshake

When you only poop brown liquid after binge drinking in florida for a week.
Yeah just got back from vacation and can't stop making florida milkshakes.
by nignagriffic January 07, 2020
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Florida Blizzard

When it rains so hard that everything is white outside, but there's still enough daylight peaking through for you to see general shapes.

Generally occurs in Florida, but can happen anywhere.
Autumn: Look at the rain coming down!

Lonnie: There's so much of it, it looks like a blizzard.

Autumn: A Florida Blizzard?
by ndmstudios June 16, 2023
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Florida surprise

1. The act of finding meth in your car that (clearly) isn't yours during a traffic stop.
2. When you see a redneck get a blowjob in a walmart parking lot.
The cop pulled me over and I fell for the old Florida Surprise
by Theglorius2cm July 05, 2019
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