helmet merchant

a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'

Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"

by TeevReqq May 22, 2023

snail with a helmet

A dick that has been circumcised.

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.

by DrWatson September 10, 2005

chicken helmet

where you fuck a girl stupid. not blonde stupid, drooling retard stupid.

"Man, I fucked her so hard last night, she was droolin' when she left." "You gave her a chicken helmet?" "Yea I did"

by jamap September 30, 2008

German helmet

A (very) loose vagina placed over ones
head and face. Is dangerous and not
always possible and can cause suffocation.

Douche: I swear that b**** gave me a German helmet
Johnny: You lie.

by Chronos9 February 21, 2011

Mixing Helmet

You are a complete fucking herb if you wear a helmet to spin records.

Yo B! I wore this tight ass mixing helmet up in the club last night.

by herbal_life October 9, 2006

Pussy Helmet

A miniskirt that is so short as to to be just long enough to cover the pussy.

A miniskirt not much larger than a belt.

That pussy helmet is so short it's a wonder she hasn't been arrested for prostitution.

by skwirly January 4, 2012

Johnny's Helmet

Another word for a condom. Taken from the Hit movie 40 days and 40 nights.

1: So strap on Johnny's Helmet and go for it!
2: Yeah, Okay. (breathes in deeply) I can do this.

by hconf1 December 21, 2005