ham hawk

A physical attack by which a proportionately larger female drops the mid thigh region on the head or collar-bone (usually occuring during intercourse with a smaller male at which time he cannot assist in the support of the appendages weight). This technique is almost always performed by a Sea Donkey, and is most always fatal.

"So im getting down on this chick, and her leg slips out of my hand! girl ham hawked me right in the shoulder, cracked my collar bone in three spots!"

by Doc Marten September 10, 2005

J-Hawk

The J-hawk, or Jay-hawk, is a Mohawk worn by Optic J. Name derived from a Mohawk and J's name. He is a member of Optic nation. Although he was recently dropped for Optic Carlos. Jhawk FTW. End Story. Known for its pure awesomeness. The hawk can only be worn by Optic J or anyone else with over size testicles. Origin: the origin of the J-hawk originated on the 24/7 Machinima live stream, where they were trying to reach prestige 15 on Call of duty: black ops. This "J-hawk" was birthed by a pregnant porpoise who traveled from the norwegian seas to the Americas where the "J-Hawk" was found pirched on top of a man known as Optic J.
mohawk + optic J = Jhawk.

random: ITS OPTIC J!
epic random: ITS A J-hawk!

by epicmanpenisfacenomnom November 21, 2010

Hawk

An intimidating creature. Often will have small eyes and a large nose resembling a beak.

You know that Hawk that goes to our school?" "Yes, she's really scary.

by Bittersweet200 August 10, 2010

Hawk Boyz

A "music" group originating in Martinsburg, WV. They are frequently seen engaging in mutual mastication at restaurants and other eating venues in the local area.

They also currently serve as advisers to the Department of Defense under the Obama administration. When asked for their thoughts on the death of Osama bin Laden, they were noted as saying "Got 'eeem!!!".

**Elizabethan era discussion of the Hawk Boyz**

Lord: "Cedric?!?!"

Servant: "Yes?"

Lord: "My tea please!"

Servant: "My apologies sire, I have been flexxxing, and as you know, I am similar to a car with no brakes, in that I cannot stop"

Lord: "You've been listening to the Hawk Boyz?"

Servant: "Yes..."

Lord: "Off with your head!!!"

by Mister E. Mann October 12, 2011

hawk

to catch up in a race or competition, to catch someone who is running away from you

Im bout to hawk ya ass.

by Pierre & Nick April 11, 2008

Hawks

The eternal shadow of moonlighters. known for is everyday attempts to out perform a moonlighter but comes up short. jealous toward the ever achieving group, hawks will slander the group anytime possible.

I try so hard, but i think im just a victim of the hawks.

by tokio krisis March 30, 2009

mullet-hawk

When you have mohawk where the back is longer and flows freely

Dude look at that guy's mullet-hawk. He looks like a bogan trying to be a punk

by oh shit i'm dead February 12, 2005