Guantánamo Spa Treatment

A synonym for waterboarding.

Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!

by El Perrito Blanco December 18, 2012

guandaloon

A gentleman of Italian heritage who typically lives in New Jersey. A Guandaloon will be easy to identify by driving a mid 80s IROC while proudly displaying gold chains around his neck.

Hey, you those guandaloons roll by in that bitchin IROC Z?

by Supermatt29 March 2, 2021

guandajona

spanish slang for a female that dresses sloppy/homeless/messy usually wearing baggy clothes or ripped clothes

“te ves guandajona, ve a cambiar ahorita”

by Your_mums_playtoy January 15, 2024

ghandaveda

The Hindu word for fooling off. Comes from ghando meaning stupid person and veda, kinda meaning the act of being.

Guy 1: What kinda ghandaveda are you up to? You just jumped off that building!
Guy 2: Relax! I'm BASE jumping!
Guy !: Uh maybe, but you forgot your equipment down here!

by Sachin D. April 1, 2007

Grandaddydon

A word used to express the extreme apogee of utlra cool - be it a person, event or thing.

"Dude, that right there is the Grandaddydon of exhaust pipes!"

by Kev76 December 24, 2008

Grandad's Pants

1. The skanky last draws on a spliff, called so because they're soggy and nobody wants them.

2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks

"that was a nice fatty boom batty, grandad's pants anyone?"

by dobbinatrix January 28, 2009

gandalf

Another word for a double chin.

Girl 1: Ewww did you see her gandalf? It's so fat.
Girl 2: Which one?

by ilike2eatbabies July 8, 2009