True grit

The scruffy stuble on a freshly shaved nut sack.

"Im LaBeef, you wanna see my true grit?"

"My true grit itches, my rooster cockburn must be acting up"

"She wants LaBeef, hes got the true grit"

The following demonstrates true grit:
"LUCKY NED!" (fires pistol into empty mine).

by Neutral Bridges January 23, 2011

Adolf Gritler

The bastard child of adolf hilter, and josh detamore; conceived via a grundle, gooch, or bonch.

Adolf Gritler put me in his gorrilla salad of a concentration camp.

by sleeping.in November 12, 2004

grits

Good food

Yum, Yum

by Saints October 7, 2003

grits

Grits.
The word lions use for tits

Grrrrittss grrr grrr

by hahaha July 22, 2003

Grit

Otherwise known as the anus.

The Grit comes in all forms, shapes, sizes and smells. Questionable over wipeability with certain devices is of interest

Where is the tortilla wrap, i need to wipe my grit?

My grit stinks

Lick my dirty grit

by Dr Shitpiss February 25, 2009

grits

A pale, tasteless, sludgy mass enjoyed throughout the American South. Since it carries no natural flavor, it is often mixed with copious amounts of butter and salt, making what can only be described as butter pooridge (shudder).

I was at a Waffle House during my visit, and the cook sneazed in my grits.

by The Czar of Swing June 21, 2003

grits

slang for stupid fucking lazy bastards who wont take 1 more second to say cigerettes

Stupid fucker: Can I get a grit?
Normal guy: what the fuck are you talking about?
Stupid Fucker: Damn now I have to waste more time that i would have originally, i shoulda just said ciggarettes.

by AGOD September 2, 2003