Greasy Pizza

A sexual act that involves five dollars, two slices of greasy jumbo slice pizza, a penis, slight friction, and garlic sauce flavored ejaculalent.
Thomas gave me the best greasy pizza last night and I made sure he got extra garlic sauce.
by Donna Duccini June 23, 2019
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greasy nooblet

(N)
a young noob who is immature about a game he has had for a while yet still sucks at it. They are usually overweight and have very annoying high pitched voices. They believe they are the rulers of the game even though they actually just suck. They cover this up by insulting and complaining to the better people on xbox live.
" Shut up your just a greasy nooblet, go find some friends and lose some weight."
by d'naal2 December 30, 2009
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Greasy Gaming

A style of gaming (most frequently used on the PC platform) that is used to gain an dominating position in a video game that supports such situations by using any means necessary. Such means include, but are not limited to, racism, sexism, xenophobia, general toxicity or mild cheating. It is easily distinguished from "sweaty gaming" because greasy gaming often leaves the player in need of a shower and deodorant after a session. Another key distinguishing factor is that sweaty gaming is, more often than not, used by players who are aware of the fact that they are shit.
"Damn Steve, that was some Greasy Gaming on Rust, I need a shower"
by Cloaked Stranger September 23, 2021
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greasy cheeseburger

Unspecific but somewhat depraved sexual act that should help distract from a Saturday morning hangover. Like a real cheeseburger, it's better with some bacon.
Guy_Howdy said:
@lucyspet You are a pro, baby. You need a greasy cheeseburger like nobody's business.

JuarezAfterDark said:
@Guy_Howdy I'd love to give @lucyspet a greasy cheeseburger. #euphemism
by JuarezAfterDark October 09, 2010
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Greasy Reecey

The art of anally fingering a girl with the substitution of boiling chip fat instead of lube.
dude, i totally Greasy Reece'd that girl last night! She loves the Greasy Reecey, all girls do!
by 69tehe November 29, 2012
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Greasy Stovepipe

When you roll your dick in bacon grease, sprinkle it with rust and then shove it down your woman's throat before she makes you pancakes with Log Cabin brand Maple Syrup.
"Took that girl I met to woods for the weekend."
"Did you get lucky?"
"She didn't. But I did, gave her a greasy stovepipe."
by What's that guy's name? January 05, 2021
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Greasy chode

by sutf October 13, 2011
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