cuttin grass

someone fucking up your game with a girl

related words (grass cutter, cut grass, lawnmower)

1-why you gotta cut grass like that
2-don't call me tonight and cut my grass tonya is comin over

by King Pt January 19, 2004

touch grass

What everybody in quarantine desperately needs right now

Bro 1: Man, I've been cooped up in my home for two months now
Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude

by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021

Gasson

Verb transitive : To Gasson (it).

To shoot randomly on a pool table when you don't know or can't be bothered to think about what to do - and after making the pot, to convince yourself you did well, despite everyone else in the room calling you a flukey c***.

"What's he doing? he hasn't left himself any shot on the black!"

"Don't worry he'll probably just Gasson it!"

"wait ... wait ... wait ... of for f***'s sake !!!!"

by Pea Dough October 13, 2011

Mardi Grass

On Fat Tuesday a celebration occurs called Mardi Gras. On this day it is also called Mardi Grass...because you get really stoned on this day smoking weed.

"Dudes we gotta smoke later because it is Mardi Grass!!"

"I am so excited for Mardi Grass tomorrow!"

by Patrick Hickory February 24, 2009

if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Muff chuff. Hair on the muff

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

by ninuzzu April 14, 2015

grass monkey

A marijuana addict, a stoner, a pothead. "Grass" is a well-known term for marijuana.

Curious George always wondered what the Man in the Yellow Hat has been smoking lately that smelled so good. And so George then sneaked into a weed cabinet which the Man in the Yellow Hat has left unattended, grabbed a few J's and a lighter and then started enjoying himself. He could not stop afterwards. What a grass monkey he now is!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H October 2, 2005

Grass Skirt

When a woman shaves her pubes but leaves the trimmings on her snatch, then has sex. The hair trimmings will then form a "grass skirt" around the base of the man's penis when clinging to the wetness on his dick left by the vagina.

"Dude, that chick didn't shower yesterday..."

"How do you know?"

"Because she gave me a grass skirt last night."

by KelevraBlack July 9, 2015