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Granny bomb

the sudden visit of your grandma who is most likely gonna gonna either kiss you on the cheek and leave a ridiculous lipstick stain (colors may vary) or rant about her senial adventures most likely BINGO
Dude I got granny bombed today and now I know how granny won her fruit basket in Bingo plus i got this red lipstick stain
by jason1228 December 6, 2009
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Granny Baste

Granny Baste: the act or practice of granny basting. Similar to normal basting, however One must awaken his granny from her deep sleep by ejaculating in, on, or around her wrinkles - When she has sleepily opened her eyes, you proceed to yell (at the top of your lungs) "BASTED NANNA!!!" At which point you granny slap her across the face. Job well done.
by too funny March 9, 2009
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granny fraggler

A granny Fraggler is a person who likes to have woohoo with the elder generation.

To granny fraggle, is to hit on an old male or female

Granny fraggling is also a general insult for someone who gets on your nerves
See that Chris, hes a right granny fraggler.

David was seen in the pub trying to granny fraggle that old biddy.
by DJ-Dim March 10, 2007
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granny shifting

Another term for bunting or performing a task at a sub-par level.
Alanna: "Why do I always fail?"

Everyone Else: "LOLOLOLOL because your always granny shifting and not double clutching like you should be!"
by pobcat January 22, 2012
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granny aishy

there is no other granny aishy...only one...
by hannaoooo October 1, 2006
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granny gobbler

Person that enjoys diving face first into a grandmother's genitals.
Quit rubbing your face on the glass like a granny gobbler.
by Spectralfired December 20, 2015
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UK granny

Possibly the sexist MILFS on the planet. Gorgeous, cultured and oozing sex appeal
Omg did you see that UK Granny she's a right milf
by Carlos de la Cerda August 11, 2021
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