God

An amazing and powerful creater who can and will show himself to you if you open your self to Him. I have personally experienced His life changing love. God loves no matter what, who you are, and what you have done. He forgives all aswell! If you believe in Him, he will give you the greatest gift ever. The gift of life!!!!!!

"So last night I prayed God would show himself to me and the next day He did in an unbelievably creative way!

by Bella24 January 4, 2011

God

An evil alien on a distant, dark, uncharted planet.

"God is hiding under my bed!"

by InfernoSnow April 12, 2006

god

a fictional character used as a form f dictatorship over people of certain religions

i cant sleep with you because its against gods will

by ikikurassevryday May 18, 2003

god

God is a made up guy used to give hope to the people 2000 years ago. He was their way of explaining EVERYTHING.

God is a mythical being.

by Trey February 23, 2005

God

1. the man sitting on top of the world, still begging Colonel Sanders for the secret recipe for his popcorn chicken.

2. also used to add emphasis to a word or phrase

3. Chuck Norris

1. we must pray to GOD

2. GOD dammit

3. GOD can kick your ass

by Connor6c July 4, 2006

god

pioneering venture capitalist who made a six day investment at the dawn of time and and has been sat on his fat backside milking the praise from village idiots everywhere ever since.

god, you make me sick!

by thegravytrainer August 15, 2003

God

someone noone seems to be able to really forget

all of you probably say his name everyday one way or the other; why is that?

by RANMAOFRYU December 27, 2003