glomph

The act to lovingly not sexually sit upon, harass or caress a person.

I glomph
You glomph
He/She/It glomphs
We glomph
They glomph
Every(flipping)body glomphs

by Egypt July 23, 2008

glom

The act of creaming on someones face.

Jim glomed on alex's face... Alex loved every bit of it.

by BIG Mikey D September 3, 2006

glompin'

The act of embracing a female too long; milkin' that hug.

(After hugging a girl too long)

A: Why you glompin' for man?
B: You just mad cuz you gave a little boo-boo hug and I got my glomp on!

by escizd January 13, 2009

gloop gloop

the sound a shit or turd makes when your on the toilet, hitting the water, defecating...that makes a gloopy sound...

I had so much shit in my colon all i heard was gloop gloop gloop...when it all came out..

by blthrskt April 29, 2009

Gloomp

To throw down ones neck. Often of beer. Related to the sound. Onomatopoeia

I gloomped a good 8 pints last night.

by Robwattsy June 30, 2015

flop glop

Menstrual effluent. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

#1 Don't go down on a chick when she's on her period, or you'll get flop glop all over you.

2# I went down on a chick last night and got flop glopped.

by The Master Shake June 20, 2007

glomph

the affectionate act of eating another person.

* nick1 glomphs nick2

by asdf December 6, 2003