German

adj a person who was either born in Germany, has acquired German citizenship or was born to German parents; a term used to describe a person that displays stereotypical German characteristics such as exactness, accuracy, correctness, organization, cleanliness, planning, self discipline, extensive world knowledge, love of travel, distaste for sexism or racism, multilingual capacity, and unnatural humour.

David: Wow, can you believe Hans goes to sleep at exactly 10:00 PM every night and wakes up at 5:00 AM to go jogging?

Rudy: Obviously, he's German.

by reptheother December 28, 2007

German Roulette

The act of jacking off while spinning in circles rapidly, and shooting a nut somewhere in your house, and leaving it for someone else to find.

Sally: God damnit Ted, why is there semen on the television?

Ted: I was playing German roulette and thats where it landed.

Sally: You're a fuck tard.

by Nateba April 10, 2009

German Candle

A racial epithet referring mainly to Jewish people.

However, it could also be referenced to the other people the Nazi's incinerated, including but not limited to political opponents, gypsies, homosexuals, handicapped persons/retards, Jehovah's Witnesses, etc.....

Adolf: "Hey Josef, the power's out again, it's cold in here"

Josef: "Don't worry Adolf, we just need to light a few German Candles to keep warm"

by Buster Heighman August 31, 2009

German Lopez

A smarmy little dipshit who speaks out of turn regarding topics about which he has no information.

The German Lopez is known to post large quantities of inane chatter on internet message forums.
See also: wanker

by Dilapidated Quadriped March 3, 2004

German Sandwich

Three men, connected crotch to butt.

Wow, De Sade was really into the German Sandwich, huh?

by Paraclete September 11, 2010

german steam roller

a girl lays down on her back, as you squat over her chest you take a huge shit! when finished sit in it and rock back and forth.

dude i gave my girl a german steam roller lastnight it stunk so bad!

by MR.22 February 22, 2010

Dirty German

n. A "moustache" given to another person by applying moustache wax to a finger in secret, then dragging the waxed finger across the person's upper lip. See: Dirty Sanchez

"I like the way your moustache smells." "Do you want a Dirty German?"

by Helmut Kohl July 3, 2007