known as a person that is not about that life. One that gets drunk after two beers, and does not handle liquor very well. Also a person that gets no women, and has no muscle definition.
We're going to the club tonight, but we're leaving the Gerber Baby behind. We dont want him throwing up after two beers.
by Carlos Hangover Baby. January 19, 2011
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by John Martins July 6, 2008
Get the [Gerbil] fell off the wheel mug.A term used to describe a kid who dosen't look or act his age. Gerblets are usually found on skateboards, or getting into trouble. They're occasionally seen rolling with olafs and jesgers.
Bob: Nigga how old's that kid?
Jim: 14.
Bob: What the fuckkk!?
Bob: And who the hell is the tall clumsy one driving them around?....pssh fucking oaf.
Jim: That's olaf. He can't keep his grades up so he resorts to smoking and stealing with gerblet and jesgers.
Jim: 14.
Bob: What the fuckkk!?
Bob: And who the hell is the tall clumsy one driving them around?....pssh fucking oaf.
Jim: That's olaf. He can't keep his grades up so he resorts to smoking and stealing with gerblet and jesgers.
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Get the Gerblet mug.A fun kids game in which you take turns throwing at least ten gerbils into a bucket of water and then taking turns bobbing (with your mouth) for the gerbils. The fastest time, in collecting all the gerbils, wins. If any of the gerbils die during a contestants turn, they must receive a kick to the mouth by the player who's turn is after. This game is illegal in 3 countries. It was most recently banned in the UN in March of 2009.
by GerbilStroker June 9, 2011
Get the Gerbing mug.An ileus is a partial or complete blockage in the bowels that can cause pain, a distended abdomen and the inability to defecate. A "gerbileus" is an ileus specifically caused by a gerbil.
Renaldo had not pooped for days and his abdomen was distended. He suspected it was the gerbil he had allowed Pedro to put up his butt the weekend before but needed an x-ray to confirm the diagnosis of: "gerbileus".
Although never confirmed, there was a rumor that a certain famous actor enjoyed the occasional gerbil up the tailpipe until one day it went in too far, creating a "gerbileus" that had to be surgically removed.
Although never confirmed, there was a rumor that a certain famous actor enjoyed the occasional gerbil up the tailpipe until one day it went in too far, creating a "gerbileus" that had to be surgically removed.
by Pammie Cakes November 18, 2011
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Hey man, I want you to gerbil me
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