Gargantuan Gaping Gash

The impression left over from the continued impact from a blunt ended cylindrical shaft as it repeatedly attempts to force open and find passage through what was originally a seam created by two planes meeting along a smooth line. The "Gash" as it is know has the same volume and surface area as the offending object. There has been a common misconception that the opening is somehow staring attentively when, however the gape really refers to the inability of the gash to reduce back to its original form. Hence the continuous gargantuan nature it now displays.

His gargantuan gaping gash never ceased to awe onlookers who could only wonder how it's now stagnant size became so offensive

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025

The Sneaky Gauntlet

When your girl of choice (preferably your girlfriend i suppose...) is in deep sleep you slowly and covertly move her hand into place near the cock, forming her hand into the shape of your hand when thus is preparing for masturbation and proceed to use her hand for pleasure.

"So uhhhh lets get down and dirty tonight honey." "Awwee I'm tired. I think I'm just going to lay down to sleep. Not really in the mood." "Ah...Ok i guess...goodnight..." 45min. later. "Gonna try The Sneaky Gauntlet hope she doesn't wake up...or do I."

by Stranger of Danger August 20, 2013

drop the gauntlets

To drop the gauntlets means to throw off ones theoretical gloves before a fight.

"hey man don't make me drop the gauntlets on you! ya herd me?!"

by CBodden December 13, 2013

laundry room gauntlet run

A man the age of 20-25 running through a hotel laundry room naked trying to see how long he can go without getting caught.

Jimmy was as slippery at yesterday's laundry room gauntlet run as a buttery dildo up someone's arse.

by LongDotDong July 10, 2016

The Costco Gauntlet

Eating 1 chicken bake, 1 slice of pizza, 1 churro, 1 sundae, and a bowl of chili from Costco in one sitting.

Yo bro, you wanna do the Costco Gauntlet this weekend?
Yea man, my stomachs gonna hurt though

by IfGodWasAFruit June 13, 2019

The Granny Gauntlet

The challenge to complete all 3 Granny video games without getting hit once. If you get hit once especially in the second or third game you have to start at the beginning back at the first game. This challenge was popularized by the world’s heaviest streamer Caseoh

Person 1: Yo dude did you see that new Caseoh clip

Person 2: Haha yeah! He won The Granny Gauntlet!

by Keilli January 2, 2024

Arby’s gauntlet

The act of eating all Arby’s menu items.

(Ruben included)

Brendan shit himself after completing the Arby’s gauntlet.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024