Oh no, Steve banged your mom & sister . . . at the same time!?!?!?
That is funky cold medina brother.
That is funky cold medina brother.
by lift-ticket July 31, 2006
Usually done as a payback for a favor such as a blumpkin, or a rusty trombone... This is a maneuver where you stick one ice cube in the girl's ass (making a swirl-like motion with your finger, plugging the ice cube inside) whilst you eat her pussy with 2 ice cubes in your mouth.
Baby, i'll take this frozen shecum all over my face, hand, and bed as a sign that you appreciate the FUNKY COLD MEDINA I just did for you. It was the least I could do, after you made my jizz do a polevault over the shower curtain with that blumpkin you just gave me.
by Mah The Falka January 06, 2012
by Not santa November 08, 2003
The act of pleasuring four males using the insides of your elbows and the insides of your knees while doing the *funky chicken* dance.
When adding Funky Chicken TM & Golden Hurricane & Mexican Midgets on an Elivated Platform you get the greatest sexual act ever! ---SEE GREATEST SEX IDEA
by Brad Matthews September 26, 2006
The act of butt loving that is so raw that it is often referred to as funky. Usually leaves the recipient's anus smelling like almonds.
"Have you ever seen two squirrels fuck a rabbit? Now thats some funky butt lovin."
"Oh my god, you wouldn't believe what happened last night. I went to this party, had a few too many rolls, met this guy, and yadda yadda yadda I had to make some major dookie today"
"Oh my god, you wouldn't believe what happened last night. I went to this party, had a few too many rolls, met this guy, and yadda yadda yadda I had to make some major dookie today"
by Paul Darnabodie March 19, 2007
Being so intoxicated off alcohol that you bust out your inner "funk" and show your girl some sexual positions that she's like never to have experienced before.
Hey girl you trying to get out here for some funky drunk lovin'?
I was so funky drunk lovin' last night I pulled out the "flying dutchman".
I was so funky drunk lovin' last night I pulled out the "flying dutchman".
by TheTodd February 04, 2010
Person: You know what's some funky bull shrimp? When you have to go to church when you could be staying inside listening to your heavy metal legend of zelda theme remix.
by mordicc June 03, 2018