MonkeyFart Fucker

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins

i am a MonkeyFart Fucker

by ezkumezgo June 8, 2009

Newcomer Fucker

Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.

Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.

by devestment October 11, 2009

Ditch Fucker

The act in which the grilfriends family is home and you can not have sex in the house, so you find the nearest ditch in a soccer field and fuck the woman there lasting a grand smacking total of 7 minutes.

"Damn your parents are home"
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*

That is a Ditch Fucker

by ragerinthemorning June 2, 2011

chunker fucker

one who has sexual intercourse with an overweight person (aka chubby chaser

Ryan is the biggest chunker fucker in town!

so is brody

by Joseph buttplug August 2, 2007

Sunday Fucker

White suburban couples whose sex life is reduced to fucking only on Sundays.

Bob and Mary are Sunday fuckers

by Aaron Eunice December 14, 2014

Hobbit fucker

Someone who enjoys fucking hobbits or someone who fucks hobbits to loose calories.

Jim: That girl is such a hobbit fucker.
Alex: Yeah but I heard she lost 4,000 calories after fucking with a hobbit for 10 minutes.

by ster344 December 27, 2014

Shit-fucker

A person who fucks shit

You are such a shit-fucker

by Samantha Elizabeth Smith March 20, 2016