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Ditch Fucker

The act in which the grilfriends family is home and you can not have sex in the house, so you find the nearest ditch in a soccer field and fuck the woman there lasting a grand smacking total of 7 minutes.
"Damn your parents are home"
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*

That is a Ditch Fucker
by ragerinthemorning June 2, 2011
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Newcomer Fucker

Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.
Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.
by devestment October 11, 2009
mugGet the Newcomer Fuckermug.

dad fucker

mother fucker, but for dads because equality.

short form: df
#feminism
by crl1nsab1tch May 21, 2021
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Gassy Fucker

Basically a fuckboy, but in a funny way
That Gassy Fucker's talking to 4 girls, and they all been dropping their panties.
by ThatGuy6 June 19, 2016
mugGet the Gassy Fuckermug.

chunker fucker

one who has sexual intercourse with an overweight person (aka chubby chaser
Ryan is the biggest chunker fucker in town!

so is brody
by Joseph buttplug August 2, 2007
mugGet the chunker fuckermug.

MonkeyFart Fucker

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins
by ezkumezgo June 8, 2009
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Sunday Fucker

White suburban couples whose sex life is reduced to fucking only on Sundays.
Bob and Mary are Sunday fuckers
by Aaron Eunice December 14, 2014
mugGet the Sunday Fuckermug.

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