Your mother was so intoxicated last night that she received a three hole punch and an Alaskan mouth warmer from your brother and sister. The last time I saw her do that, she had been smoking "The bomb from Vietnam" I guess Martin Luther King Jr. day will never be the same for you again.
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The watchmaker was a man who treated his creations like children. When he was too old to work, he told his “children” and they gave him immortality. Now he magically mends clocks and is like the “mailman” for good wishes. When a person makes good wishes on 11:11 a.m. or p.m., he delivers the “good news” if the wish is granted.
The Watchmaker (from the legend of 11:11) is from the book, "The Wishing Year, a legend for most ages" by Crystal
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A typical "texts from last night"
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
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Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
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IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
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Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
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IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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