Football head 

A big headed dummy

“Oh, that ryan? Like… the football head one?”

Football head by OldeEnglish&FortyFives March 20, 2023

football shoe 

Something you use to play football with that hurts terribly when you wear it. It has plastic nail-like things at the bottom of it that can be easily used to break your foot accidentally.

Nick: Where are you going?
Wendy: To the hospital.
Nick: Why?
Samuel: Her foot broke while wearing a football shoe.

football shoe by dictionaryurbanname April 1, 2023

Football Bitch

A obese female over 300lb that's always talking shit

"I can't stand that big ass football bitch"

Football Bitch by kanyehandler April 7, 2023

Football-Neek

Some one who is a football nerd and/or geek

That guy is a football-neek

Football-Neek by Bread on a tree August 17, 2023

Football Hand 

Doing something in a soft/gentle way

While kissing, he grabbed my hair with a football hand and I liked it.

Football Hand by nickname27 September 25, 2023

Football bore 

A football fan who follows you to the train station and won't shut up even though you clearly don't want to hear their opinion.

This football bore is talking bollocks.

Football bore by Middle aged rebel December 9, 2023

Football Nazi 

A Football Nazi is someone who claims to be an American football fan but will only watch the NFL or a Power 5 conference. If you offer them any form of football from a different source, they will claim it isn't worth watching without giving it a chance.

John: "Hey Dave, you wanna watch the UFL?"
Dave: "Why would I waste my time watching the UFL? Those players are so garbage!!"
John: "Which players specifically?"
Dave: "IDK I never watched the UFL"
John: "So if I gave you the choice of having Zach Wilson or Alex Mcgough lead your offense, you would choose Zach Wilson?"
Dave: "100%"
John: "Dave I think you might be a Football Nazi"

Football Nazi by TangyBBQ February 8, 2025