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Mature Fluids

A bread or sandwich spread usually comprised of aged adult male reproductive fluid. The container is filled at a rate of at least one(usually more) ejaculation(s) per day over a period of weeks. Usually kept in a Mason jar, the fluids then are aloud to "rest" for a period of 3 to 4 weeks after extraction in a cool dry place. Once deemed "mature" the product is served at room temperature.
"Let's all get together Thursday night at Cas and Joey's for a delicious D.P. The Queen assures us he will bring his mature fluids."
by Slothguy August 24, 2009
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Gender fluid

If a person is identifying as gender fluid they are simply saying they identify as sperm or pussy juice.
Person A: Hello. I am gender fluid.
Person B: Oh, so you're sperm?
by Chickenwheel April 13, 2018
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Bi-fluid

It means Bisexual and Genderfluid in one word.
Person 1: I'm Bi-fluid!

Person 2: Woah! You're very unique! So you're Bisexual and Genderfluid at the same time too?!

Person 1: Yea!
by qwq._Lyn February 8, 2020
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choculatory fluids

n. - the body's fluids associated with choculation, mainly saliva. Although many fluids are associated within the body during the eating and dreaming of food, some uncommon fluids may arise as one progresses to the highest degree of the choculama.
My choculatory fluids were boiling as we drove through McDonalds to order everything on the menu.
by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004
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Fluudi

Fluudi \ f-LOO-dee \ , adj , Fluudi-er, Fluudi-est, Fluudi-ness

1. A description for someone who is doing something stupid and immature while high.
Danny, a teenager, was walking on the street with a friend when he saw a lady and her baby. He was too high and lost his composure. He shouted an immature insult to them and ran away from his friend and the woman. Danny is definitely fluudi.

Adam: "Danny is so fluudi, he always yells and makes fun of everyone when he's zoot"
Teddy: "Yeah, i know. We were walking on the street while high and he yelled some stupid shit at this woman and her baby. He would never do that while sober. One day he'll get us all roped."
by chukE May 1, 2014
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flumdo

you mum's a flumdo
by luke and ben September 1, 2003
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