flackout

an uncontrolled and forgettable outpour of useless knowledge

James had a flackout

by Chris Small May 8, 2014

Flacid Rain

Flacid Rain is when a man ejaculates with a flacid penis.

I was knackered and couldn't get hard but when she started sucking me off I got flacid rain.

by TheCommonestOfDandys June 7, 2014

Flach'd

The undesired reception of intimate bodily contact, typically in the pubic region, ranging from uninvited cunnilingus (Shushing gesture optional), to the fondling of the male genitalia. "Flach'ing" is usually associated, but not limited to, the ingestion of mind altering substances.

Lam: "How was the tent last night?"

Jeremy Fisher: "It was like a horror movie in there, I totally got flach'd!"

by realbillclinton August 11, 2014

Flaced

When you cock-slap someone whilst the penis is flacid.

"Kieran flaced me all night last night!"

by ElChuro September 3, 2015

flacid jewels

A term used to define a sloppy and elongated ball sack, with both balls hanging at the bottom, held behind an extremely small penis.

Imma do her doggie style till mah balls bang against her ass and become flacid jewels, then imma let'em shine.

by t.ajnigga July 4, 2016

flacid butthole

A long floopy blood filled dong in the butthole of someone else

i received a flacid butthole from Jeff last night

by flacidbutthole June 1, 2016

flacid punch

when so smack someone with your soft penis

my girl loves a nice flacid punch

by Therealkei May 23, 2016