filthy simian

A sexual position where the female supports herself on her shoulders with her legs spread upward in a "V". The male likewise spreads his legs widely enough that each partner's respective reproductive organs are in close proximity to each other. The male bends his penis downward to penitrate the female. Once coupled, both parties deficate and procede to copulate.

I had the best weekend, but I now have a nasty rash from the filthy simian I performed with X.

by jgogs April 9, 2007

filthy lopez

Used in the movie Deuce Bigelow 2 as a euphamism for a sexual act. The act is never defined, but I would assume it is a funny modification of the term "Dirty Sanchez."

Dirty = Filthy
Sanchez = Lopez

Filthy Lopez = Dirty Sanchez

Look up Dirty Sanchez for definition

by Chris December 26, 2005

Filthy Favre

A sexual act in which a partner deposits fecal matter on their partners chest, wipes their index finger in it, and proceeds to draw a line under each of their partners eyes similar to professional football players who use black makeup under their eyes. It is named for Green Bay Packer quarterback Brett Favre.

I gave this girl a filthy favre last night and she threw me out of her house.

by Joaquin Sand July 28, 2008

filthy crumpet

When you take a shit and have at least two guys ejaculate on it and stick it in the microwave.yum.

Lee: Hey Fred lets feed eD a filthy crumpet while he sleeps
Fred:Haha, yeah sure dude i have to like shit anyways.
Lee:and im horny as fuck

by FRED BATES November 19, 2007

Filthy Colgate

A man deficates on a woman's chest, then tittyfucks her. She opens her mouth so that he can, in effect, brush her teeth with his "filthy tooth brush."

When my grandma gets drunk, she occasionally pays the local paper boy to give her a filthy colgate.

by John Mclane August 3, 2007

filthy kitten

A sexual being, mostly nocturnal, whos life consists of non stop parting, drugs, and sex. Often the prettiest of the group. Can communicate with kittens and hotties.

"That Carolyn is such a filthy kitten."

by CarolynJeanne September 27, 2009

Filthy Fuentes

The coordinated act of eating a meal that sickens oneself, quickly leading to an intense situation where one sharts while concurrently vomiting.

May be related to the Spanish translation of the word Fuentes, in this case meaning 'Filthy Fountain', due to the output of nasty material at the same time from various orifices, much like a filthy fountain.

An eat-with-your-hands dinner theater event at the local Renaissance Fair initiated the chain of events that ultimately led Phyllis to be the victim of a Filthy Fuentes she will not soon forget.

by Lucille Henderson May 1, 2006