by Milk my tit March 25, 2016
Get the excursion fetishmug. A bee fetish isn't really as simple as it sounds like. It's not just about having an unusually peeked interest in anything regarding bees. Basically it's like an entire religion centered on worshipping bees as one's idol. People who have a bee fetish are/will often become beekeepers. They tend to welcome bees in their homes, and strive to have an entire bee colony in their backyard. Now as dangerous as that sounds, the irony here is that bee fetishists actually want to get stung; in fact, they believe that getting stung is a sign of good luck and good fortune.
Taking that to the next level, there is an annual sacred ceremony that bee fetishists often perform. This involves the process of stripping down butt naked and smearing themselves with honey from head to toe. Next, they find a calm and relaxing place to sit. Finally, to complete the ceremony, one must open an entire crate of bees and let the bees cover every inch of their honey-coated skin, all the while sitting completely motionless. The ceremony usually lasts around one hour, and can often be a VERY pleasurable experience for bee fetishists.
Though anyone can have a bee fetish, women make up the majority of bee fetishists.
Taking that to the next level, there is an annual sacred ceremony that bee fetishists often perform. This involves the process of stripping down butt naked and smearing themselves with honey from head to toe. Next, they find a calm and relaxing place to sit. Finally, to complete the ceremony, one must open an entire crate of bees and let the bees cover every inch of their honey-coated skin, all the while sitting completely motionless. The ceremony usually lasts around one hour, and can often be a VERY pleasurable experience for bee fetishists.
Though anyone can have a bee fetish, women make up the majority of bee fetishists.
Dude 1: Yo so how's everything going with dating Elisabeth? Did you ever get to meet her parents?
Dude 2: Yeah I did, but dude there's something really strange about her family. Literally everything in their home is about bees and beekeeping, in fact even I found a few bees flying in their house!
Dude 1: Damn that's weird
Dude 2: Yeah, and that's not even the weirdest part! One day after sleeping at her house, I woke up and caught Elisabeth in the bathroom covered in bees!!!! She was just sitting there, with a smile on her face... and during that moment I realized that she and her family had a bee fetish. I fucking ran out of there and never talked to her again.
Dude 2: Yeah I did, but dude there's something really strange about her family. Literally everything in their home is about bees and beekeeping, in fact even I found a few bees flying in their house!
Dude 1: Damn that's weird
Dude 2: Yeah, and that's not even the weirdest part! One day after sleeping at her house, I woke up and caught Elisabeth in the bathroom covered in bees!!!! She was just sitting there, with a smile on her face... and during that moment I realized that she and her family had a bee fetish. I fucking ran out of there and never talked to her again.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 17, 2020
Get the Bee Fetishmug. by Hahahahahahaha.tea April 8, 2021
Get the Hope fetishmug. anti fetish is an anti fetish organization in the cock piece lore, founded by twerk-o-tron (Tee Grizzly).
they hate: dbc, 🏳️ 🌈, feet, futa, gassy and azazel
loves: animan, thug irony, opc, thorn, dreamy
they hate: dbc, 🏳️ 🌈, feet, futa, gassy and azazel
loves: animan, thug irony, opc, thorn, dreamy
Anti-fetish is the greatest group in opc existence,
my buddy eric joined anti-fetish to become a great person!
my buddy eric joined anti-fetish to become a great person!
by thornnnnn December 11, 2022
Get the Anti-Fetishmug. woman 1: have you heard about peppe fetish? he's really hot
woman 2: yeah i hope one day he can lick my feet
woman 2: yeah i hope one day he can lick my feet
by The one being April 18, 2022
Get the peppe fetishmug. Know how a fetish is something that uniquely gets you turned on? A comedic fetish is a fetish that instead of turning you on its something that makes you laugh all the time.
Dude 1: Man that guy john laughs at among us way too much i think he has a fetish!
John: Its called a comedic fetish.
John: Its called a comedic fetish.
by Dolgid January 20, 2022
Get the Comedic Fetishmug. Teacher: "So, 2(9+x)=27, so ..."
Student 1: "NNNNNGGHHHH"
Student 2: "The fuck"
Student 3: "Dont question it, she has a math fetish"
Student 1: "NNNNNGGHHHH"
Student 2: "The fuck"
Student 3: "Dont question it, she has a math fetish"
by POTUS Official May 8, 2023
Get the Math Fetishmug.