fender master

A person who tends a fire in a wood stove/fireplace. Commonly used by old school Vermonters and people that watch weird British television.

The fender master needs to put a log on the fire STAT .

by Vermont Vermont November 4, 2017

fenner

a girl who is completely boy-crazy. she always comes to you for advise and is a great person to look up to.

bro Fenner is soo agg with all her drama

I can't wait to hear Fenner's gossip about her boyfriend!

by ashleyjohnson410 December 6, 2017

fender bender

when his dick doesn't quite fit in your ass.

"Me and bruno tried to hook up, but it was a fender bender."

by ninirosa May 4, 2018

Fender Bender

A sexually devious move in which one man shoves his genitalia under the taint until it protrudes from his anus and precedes to back up into the unexpecting anus of a partner.

My girlfriend Courtney said we needed to spice things up in the bedroom, so I thought I’d try the fender bender on her. We slapped cheeks until sunset and now my dick is sore

by SquidwardsClarinet May 22, 2018

Festerday

A day before yesterday. Finally, English language has a word for that.

See also, Fomorrow.

Come on, I wasn't born festerday! (i.e. I'm a bit slow, but not too much)

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He's festerday's news. (i.e. he was yesterday's news yesterday)

by Seb Painter December 15, 2018

Fender Bender

A person with a large ass that hangs over the fender of your motorcycle.

I can't believe you had a fender bender on your bike last night.

by Amazing Alice June 27, 2019

Fenders' Night

When there's no actual food in your house, so everyone fends for themselves.

"Mom said it's fenders' night. I claim the leftover Chinese food."

by sunflower_seed_addict January 5, 2020