Reverse faking

When you don’t have want your partner (i.e., your situationship) to have so much power dynamic over you that you “fake” not having an orgasm so as to not give them the satisfaction of satisfying you.

Girl 1: “So what’s up with that guy you’ve been seeing?”
Girl 2: “Ugh, he’s so hot but I’ve been reverse faking - I don’t want to give him some sex god ego and let him to know that I’m that into him.”

by Schleich_it_a_lot September 5, 2023

space fapping

self pleasure in a airplane bathroom and leaving it on the toilet and the walls

I walked into the bathroom to see this guy space fapping all over the walls!

by freakiest f3lla December 4, 2024

Pump Faking.

NOT HANDLING what you say you STAND ON.

“You said you Standing On Business, but you aint Handling business, nigga you Pump Faking.”

by rrBandit February 21, 2024

Pump fakin

When someone is lying or leading you on

Him: let’s go bowling slime !

Her: sure! I’m not good at bowling though but it’ll be fun!

Him: nah you pump fakin ! You scored 130 with ya girls

by Poopybutthole6969 February 26, 2024

Narrative Fapping

When a person can only masturbate to a piece of media if it has a clear narrative/story line.

Man I can't jack off to this piece of hentai. Wait a minute it has a story line!!! time to start narrative fapping.

by ZepherFish March 8, 2024

Action Faking

The practice of confusing being 'busy' with making actual progress towards an intended goal and often involves a lot of over-analysing and planning, but very little meaningful action. It is making oneself busy without being productive amounting to a self-deceiving form of procrastination

I have to stop action faking. I just bought a gym membership and all kinds of new workout clothes and all I do is post pictures of me in the gym on Instagram and barely do any exercise.

by Florida Populist April 13, 2024

No faking

to agree with something or someone

zay: this groupchat dry asl
dee: no faking

by lowwkeedee June 30, 2024