florida ny

A village of roughly 2500 people thats part of the town of warwick, home of 4 bars and a brewery that all sell the same over priced, warm, watered down alcohol but all are packed every night they are open. A town so mismanaged two different bridges have been under "repair" for over two years, the mismanagement lies within nepotism in the local government. The school, S.S. Seward institute has such low life, scum sucking teachers and faculty some may find it hard to believe they did not hire someone to remind half of those employed to breath. The principal is such an egotistical megalomaniac the doctor that let him crawl from the abortion bucket should be stoned.

The society has a well versed cast of drunks, fake people, bitches and low T 30 year old boys, also swingers, clans of them. They with men so old and fat they look like balloons with air missing in all the wrong places. Women so old cooters so nasty it only takes two words to describe them; lippy and leathery, needless to say they pass each other around like a blunt a rolling loud. Elitist people who would otherwise would be doing mildly ok for the lower hudson valley think they're big shots because beer went on sale and they got some change in their pockets. Overall this place is ok, there's never a dull moment if you live here you'll stay here or some how find your way back at some point i your life, you can never leave.
florida ny come to see where the christmas tree used to be, stay because who the fuck knows
by Angie Romano August 16, 2021
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The Florida Wheelbarrow

A method for taking the drug cocaine. One person has his nose on the floor in front of a line of cocaine. The other, his/her friend or drug partner, picks up his legs and pushes the other on his/her face through the line allowing a large consumption in a quick time.
Bro put your face on the floor in front of this line.

Ok dude, we doing The Florida Wheelbarrow?

Fuck yeah my guy!
by The Mango Salesman May 10, 2019
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Florida whiplash

(n.) An event in which a Floridian resident turns too quickly while riding atop an alligator
"Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight. I got terrible Florida whiplash while doing donuts on Bessie today."
by Wolfofthefallen February 15, 2020
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clermont florida

where's clermont florida?
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florida milkshake

When you only poop brown liquid after binge drinking in florida for a week.
Yeah just got back from vacation and can't stop making florida milkshakes.
by nignagriffic January 07, 2020
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Florida Blizzard

When it rains so hard that everything is white outside, but there's still enough daylight peaking through for you to see general shapes.

Generally occurs in Florida, but can happen anywhere.
Autumn: Look at the rain coming down!

Lonnie: There's so much of it, it looks like a blizzard.

Autumn: A Florida Blizzard?
by ndmstudios June 16, 2023
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Florida surprise

1. The act of finding meth in your car that (clearly) isn't yours during a traffic stop.
2. When you see a redneck get a blowjob in a walmart parking lot.
The cop pulled me over and I fell for the old Florida Surprise
by Theglorius2cm July 05, 2019
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