Ethan

Otherwise known as retarded. He is really good at being lazy, and not getting off his ass to do anything. He is so incredibly stupid, that at this point it's just sad.

"I think Ethan's going to die on that couch. He hasn't made himself any food in four years."

by yeeter53324 April 17, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin

Ethan likes big black guys

by Turts the god May 21, 2020

Ethan

The kind of friend any girl would be lucky to have. He's not always the center of attention, but he doesn't mind. He has his secrets, and he keeps to himself a lot. But once you get to know him, he's one of the best people you'll ever meet. Sensitive, sweet, and absolutely hilarious. Insecure at times, but an extremely intelligent guy. Might be looked at as a nerd from an outside view, but from an inside view he's not so easily labelled. Closest thing to perfect a friend can be.

"Wow Ethan is such a queen"

by Looouuuuzzzeerrr May 22, 2018

Ethan

ethan is the ultimate daddy. hottest guy u will ever encounter. he is super sexy and GREAT in bed. biggest dick u will ever see and the abs are impeccable. super good tan and hot stoner. makes out w girls at least 3 times a day....believe me i would know;). don’t ever mess w him bc he’ll beat ur ass but you would probably let him bc he looks so sexy while doing it

love u sexy bitch

girl 1: omg is that ethan.... i hooked up w him last night he’s so fucking big
girl 2: omg can i b his gf PLEASE i’m craving him

by mckennaande April 21, 2019

Ethan A

Asian boy with white boy friends. Smart, part Mexican, usually has a dad who likes excel.

Yo, Ethan A And I failed our science project

by PizaPi September 4, 2019

ethan

looks like the crimson chin

ethan is gay and looks like the crimson chin

by Gay boi 100 February 8, 2018

Ethan

Pimp with a gigantic cock.

"Damn I want to ride Ethan''s gigantic fucking dick."

by triggeredwhigger December 4, 2017