english

THE worst class ever.

We know how to speak english, dammit!

by wakalakalover45 May 3, 2005

Old English Pump and Run

a variation of Vivaldi's 8th Symphony in A minor, this involves: insertion of the male penis into the mandibula of a three-month pregnant sea donkey. Upon insertion the male farts as loud as possible while simultaneously humming the first 3 bars of the Czechoslovakia national anthem and plagerizing a copy of the world renoun one act play Oust (originally written and directed by Al Gore).

Bobby busted out with the Old English Pump and Run last night during a game of twister with the family.

by doctronx boys February 16, 2009

English Mafia

A group of British gentlement sitting around, drinking tea.

Hey, check out the English Mafia over there. I hope they are enjoying their tea.

by bananas180 May 30, 2013

AJ English

A model from Los Angeles photographed wearing a large swastika on his shirt with Taylor Swift, prompting much news regarding the pair's potential racial leanings.

AJ English was seen leaving a club in Los Angeles with a black girl, apparently he's not THAT racist.

by Terry M. Zed December 16, 2009

english chunnel

verb:
is when you ram a paper towel tube up a girl's asshole and drive micro-machines in there.


***it is direct reference to the large engineering project undertook in europe to link France and England through an underwater three-tunnel railway***

friend:what happened to all your micro-machines man?

chunnler: oh those crazy cars is gone man i did the english chunnel to my girl.

by karl hungus February 7, 2005

Multicultural London English (MLE)

Multicultural London English is the cultural change in the English language due to influences from various cultures such as Jamaican. Originated in London (due to be such a multicultural area) and quickly spreading to other areas of the UK through use and also through grime music. It is the first time English Language in the UK has been changed nationally by the teen age group. Usually areas had their own slang words but MLE is quickly becoming the standard slang through out the UK.

Multicultural London English (MLE) example slang words: Manz, Hype, Ting, Fam, Blud (Blad), Cus, Bredrin, Nang, Dench, My Size, Famalam and various other words

by Manz on a hype ting September 6, 2012

english toothbrush

When a snaggletooth bitch scrapes your dick while giving you a blowjob. Usually involves painful scratching, and perhaps bloodletting.

It was like sticking my dick in a cave; the bucktoothed bitch gave me an english toothbrush.

by sunil and michael March 1, 2007