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The Queen of England

Doesn't actually exist.

The kingdoms of England and Scotland dissolved in 1707 so what every American refers to as "the queen of Engerland" is actually the queen of the U.K.

She is also the head of the Commonwealth and will never die. We know this because Prince Charles has been trying for years.

Learn some history!
American: "Look! The queen of England!"

Briton: "She's been dead for a looooong time"
by Ozzy1993 July 31, 2009
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England

A country geographically situated within Europe but politically removed from the ideology of Europe.
Often subject to torrents of abuse from disgruntled sheep farmers situated in Wales and Scotland because we are still guilty of some superannuated crime commited before these people's descendents even lived.
A nation full of stoic people who, whilst courageous and proud are also apathetic.
107p for a ltr of petrol and we all just sit and take it. Time to be like France and riot!
Americans think England is a facsimilie of their culture, but they are grossly mistaken so we shall move swiftly on.

England is a nation that on here seems to be represented by it's football team (oh dear).
Football is lame, so are you muppets arguing it. Go any find another way to have a macho-cock-measuring contest.

England is the oldest established democratic model of paliment/government in the world.
Scotish man: Focking english jebbend.

English man: ...thanks for your time....

England has many English people who adore Welsh, Scottish and Irish culture.
As for the ones calling us a "Cunt of a country"...at least we provide pleasure. What do you do you ropey-looking pikey turd?
by AntipatheticBrit September 1, 2009
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England

most amazing country on the face of the planet. also home to my favorite band McFly.
:DD
Zomg! i just got back from england and it was ACE!!!
I love McFly, theyre from england!
by katixstarxgirl August 15, 2008
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England

Best place in the world.

That says a hell of a lot coming from a Canadian.
What more can be said?

it says i have to say England.
by ThatStarGirl June 18, 2009
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New England

Well if u think about its the most preppiest area of the united states, with states such as connecticut, maine, new hampshire, mass., rhode island, and vermont whats not to like? yes most of these states are where money lives, and yes they are filled with preppy people, but they have some of the best food, shopping, vaction and etc. now i think this because im a preppy so yea... anyway not to mention they were some of the most early settlements.
guy- hey i have to go to new england know anything about it?
guy2- how did u survive school?
by JonnyWA December 15, 2008
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New England Clam Chowder

When a guy is eating a girl out and she cums
"Yo man i was eating my bitch out but then she gave me some New England Clam Chowder!"
by n-dog April 28, 2008
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New England Clam Bake

Farting in the shower to create a steamy pile of stench that is generally worse smelling than any other type of fart. Particularly effective when a significant other is present for humor and sufferage.
"Missy and I took a shower together after she kept on asking me to, so I had to pull a New England Clam Bake to make sure we never shower again!"
by Giddy55 February 7, 2007
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