When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.
I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!
by Dick Tulip August 22, 2018
Get the Balloon-Dicking mug.When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.
Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.
Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.
Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.
Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019
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The act of dominance of one male over another. Often the dad dicker will take over a task or force their assistance unwarranted, while explaining how to carry out said task as if the other male doesn’t know how to.
by Twatmonger1975 January 20, 2022
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Get the Painting and docking mug.Someone who's just half-assing their job. Commonly used as a verb to describe the lazy ass behavior of an individual. Derives possibly by a man realizing that he has "chili dick" and stops whatever he's doing and stares.
Quit chili-dicking around and get your asses to the line.
The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.
The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.
by buddhari65 October 10, 2012
Get the Chili-Dicking mug.N: A sexual act that involves your partner placing the bill of an aquatic avian animal into your anus. After the bill is firmly placed into the anal cavity, the water fowl is violently spanked to the point of causing the animal to quack.
Jim said to Dan,"So Dan, did you go all the way with Lucy the other night?"
With a coy smile, Dan responds,"Oh yeah! I think I am going to marry that girl. Her and I were Daffy Duckin half of the night. That is why I am standing. I can't sit down. Plus I think I am bleeding."
With a coy smile, Dan responds,"Oh yeah! I think I am going to marry that girl. Her and I were Daffy Duckin half of the night. That is why I am standing. I can't sit down. Plus I think I am bleeding."
by JayPeezy September 26, 2008
Get the Daffy Duckin mug.a homosexual practice in which one man, the dock, enlarges his urethra to accommodate the penis of the docker.
"Dude, I finally got my pisshole big enough to fit your dong!"
"Sweet! Lets do some penetrative docking tonight!"
*homosexual butt slap*
"Sweet! Lets do some penetrative docking tonight!"
*homosexual butt slap*
by VWASP October 31, 2007
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