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douchebag

1. Arrogant, self-centered, always right.

2. Sleazy, underhanded, scheming, with ulterior motives.
3. Thinks they are good at something they can only perform in a basic manner.
1. Look, I am not going to argue with you about this. You have no idea what my perspective is and to think you do makes you a douchebag.

2. Your wife's former boyfriend who calls after he gets divorced (often for being a douchebag) and then wants to 'catch-up' with her and be your 'friend'.

3. The guy who says he plays guitar and then struggles to choke out 'Smoke on the Water'
by lazysod May 23, 2009
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Douchebag Chic

Something that is only cool because is it ridiculously overpriced. Also, anything that requires stating the price point of a good or service when referencing it. Also, using the term "price point." The haute couture of douchebagery.
While cavorting with my Douchebag Chic friends, I overheard one of them say, "After meeting with the hedge fund manager this morning, all of us in the young executive trainee program went out for $50/head lunches and $300 massages, happy endings were extra."
by Harry Seaward February 21, 2009
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preppy douchebag

A person who dresses very preppy and, yes, acts like a douchebag all of the time. A preppy douchebag also walks very slowly with both feet pointing out instead of straight
Ryan: Matt, you are one preppy douchebag.

Matt:, Shut up; You're gay and you're balding.

Ryan: I'm not either of those...

Dan: Isabel, stop sandbaggin me already.
by Jesus Christ Jr. April 5, 2008
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douchebaggery

Performing multiple acts (more than two) that would qualify one as a douchebag.
Wow, that was quite a display of douchebaggery last night by Mortimer, wasn't it?
by ak67 January 20, 2009
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douchebag shirt

A variety of v-neck shirt with a very low V so as to show man-cleavage. The preferred club attire of the self-absorbed homosexual.
Tom: "Dude, there are a million guys wearing douchebag shirts at this bar."

Jake: "Welcome to WeHo."
by tjw7 January 22, 2009
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douchebag

A jerk; a mean or rude person; An idiot, a dim-witted person; An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth
some who boast a lot so you would say shut up you ''douchebag''
by Boon_RI September 12, 2009
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Joe Douchebag

A generic term for an individual with less-than-desirable qualities. Can also apply to an individual who has done something directly offensive to another. Usually employed when the name of the individual is not known, and it is typically used with disdain.
I can't believe that Joe Douchebag gave me a speeding ticket the other day. He was totally hating on me because of my out-of-state license plate!

What happened to your shirt?
Joe Douchebag spilled his beer on it after he ran into me near the bar. Asshole.
by BizzleForShizzle March 9, 2009
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