Dilla Head

A colossal fan of the legendary hip-hop producer and grandfather of neo-soul, James Dewitt Yancey aka Jay Dee or J Dilla. We recognize his otherworldly excellence, and possess an insatiable desire to own all of his material. We have (pre-Donuts) rare vintage Jay Dee/Ummah tracks in our extensive media library, we study his instrumental breaks, we obsessively hunt for his samples, we watch his documentaries, we knew about him BEFORE he died. We don't simply own the "Donuts" album and "Dilla Saved My Life" t-shirts, desperately trying to be something we are not. We are NOT poseurs! We do not try to fit a mold! We separate ourselves from the 'normal' fan with our THOROUGH knowledge of his material, and the material of his associated acts. We don't selfishly hoard his music; instead we attempt to educate and bestow upon others his brilliance. We're often called snobs or elitists, but that's not the case; SOME of us simply don't appreciate the over-usage and exploitation of the term "Dilla Head". There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a posthumous fan (in fact, we think it's GREAT and applaud you for discovering him). You don't need a Doctorate of Dilla Philosophy to be a fan, however, if you want to openly call yourself a "Dilla Head", you'd better be working on one. Rest In Beats, Mr. Yancey.

Fan: Yo, I just picked up this fresh Stussy/Dilla t-shirt to match my custom Vans Authentic, and I'm listening to the illest Dilla Dawg song ever, "Lightworks". I'm a Dilla Head to the fullest! Dopeness!!! Will you be at the dopest tribute EVER tonight?

Dilla Head: Umm...ok? So...anyway, do you have the instrumentals for Front Street, or Verbal Clap? And is Shoes spinning?

Fan: (pause) Have you heard Donuts yet?!?

Dilla Head: (Face Palm)

by TonyBlanding March 5, 2011

dillaf

stands for "Do i look like a faggot?"

"hey bro wanna go furniture shopping?"
"dillaf?"

by Q-lover6000 October 8, 2011

Dallastown

1. The most ridiculous school district in the world. Has bought a smartboard for literally every single classroom, which nobody uses. Installed flat-screen TVs in "cat-aterias" and lobbies that nobody watches. Assumes that all problems with teachers are the students fault. Let's hundreds more kids move into the district that literally can not fit into the schools, and ruin our test scores. Not a single kid that lives here, wants to stay.

2. Nothing to do that doesn't involve driving for miles. The closest entertainment is Hershey Park which is 45 miles away, or Baltimore which is 50 miles away. IN town the only thing to do is go to Robburitos or Roma's Pizza.
3. Kids think they live in the "ghetto" which basically encompasses Main Street, with a few shitty houses. Other kids think they are country, but they live in the suburbs.
4. The second worst town in York. The only place worse than Dallastown is Red Lion.

1. Kid 1: So how many times have you watched TV in the lobby or used a smartboard?
Kid 2: Not once. Maybe because there are hundreds of kids in the lobby and 40 in my class.

Parent 1: Yeah I'm moving from Baltimore to a nice safe city in PA with great test scores.
Parent 2: Yeah, you and 5,000 other parents. And now their test scores suck.

2. Kid 1: Wanna do something fun?
Kid 2: What, you mean in Dallastown? Good one.

Parent 1: Let's go on a trip to Baltimore!
Parent 2: Why don't you just move back?

3. Kid 1: I'm straight out the Ghetto homes!
Kid 2: Dude, you live in a suburb called Blossom Hill, you're not a gangster.

4. Kid 1: God I hate this town.
Kid 2: At least you don't live in Dallastown.

by DTOWNSUCKS November 9, 2010

I'll buy that for a dollar

Slang phrase for "I'll accept that gladly" from the movie Robocop.

Derived from a slang phrase in a famous scince fiction story "The Marching Morons" by C.M.Kornbluth, in which a popular catchphrase for asking 'would you believe it?' was "Would you buy it for a quarter?". In the intervening years, inflation has been occurring.

a:" Think my car needs cleaning?"
b:" I'll buy that for a dollar!"

by D F Stuckey May 12, 2004

brown dollars

The proprtion of your wages that you earn while taking a turd at work. Professional defecation.

"15 minutes til lunchtime... Pass me the newspaper I'm gonna go earn some brown dollars".

"Nathan's been in the shitter for well over half an hour, he's earning some serious brown dollars today!"

by TheClam April 11, 2008

two-dollar hoe bath

To spray oneself with colonge or perfume, instead of bathing in soap and water. You can usually tell by the strong odor ,overbearingly sweet of manly.

I came on the bus this morning and i could totally tell someone took a two-dollar hoe bath! smelt like fritos and funk.

by Patattack90 December 21, 2008

Nigga Dollars

To owe someone(s) money; to be in debt; to have negativie dollars

Person 1: hey bro you got any cash on you.
Person 2: na fool i got about 12 nigga dollars.
Person 1: who you owe $12 dollars to?

by Logic2thaface September 16, 2011