Dog 

dogs are very loyal and amazing creatures. dogs are also super cute! if you don't have a dog yet I reccomend getting one <3

dog: woof woof!
person: awww you're so cute.
dog: GRRRRR

Dog by vsernametaken November 12, 2020

Dog 

Woman's best friend, along with ice cream

person 1: "hey look its man's best friend!"
Person 2: " no thats womans best friend, dogs like girls more!"

Dog by HolaItsKarli<3 June 8, 2018

Dog 

a man.

woman: "*slaps* YOU DOG!"
man: "I DONT HAVE A DOG!"

Dog by eShokk April 23, 2019

Dog 

Male version of a whore

Hoes and dogs are for the skreets

Dog by Sexist pig December 9, 2020

dog 

A noise at one end and a smell at the other.

'I love dogs!'
'Oh I hate dogs! They're a noise at one end and a smell at the other!'
'Well i guess you could say that....:/'

dog by mousey1306 June 16, 2012

dog 

a animal that you can have as a pet

My dog died a few minutes ago.

dog by syssdjdjdjskkkslslsdddldkfj November 15, 2016

dog 

God spelt backwards

Do you believe in Dog?

dog by Anusblastingpickleman January 16, 2018