digital crabs

The aqcuisition of a phishing scam that posts on a friends social network advertising some amazing thing but after you click the links, posts spam to your homepage and sends your personal info to a third party.

I was on Facebook and this APP posted on Jenny's page that said you could see who had viewed you profile, but it turned out to be a scam. I feel dirty like I caught a case of digital crabs.

by Captain Underpants III January 22, 2011

digital meltdown

When electronic devices are down.

having electronic devices removed for "fun" activities.

My cable is down! which means so is my interweb and home phone! I'm seriously having a digital meltdown!

OMG! i can't believe the rents just totally screwed me one that camping trip! Total digital meltdown for 3 days!

by digigal February 4, 2010

Digital player

Someone who has game on chat (watsapp, instagram, facebook etc) but in person has literally zero personality.

I though this guy had game but when i met him he had the personality of a used wet wipe... just another digital player!

by nameismatt June 14, 2018

digitally diddling

To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.

Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.

by von groovy June 29, 2017

Digital imperialism

Digital imperialism is a certain culture dominating the internet. In most of the internet this is Anglo culture, speaking in non-english languages and manners is looked down upon and in some cases not allowed.

"This Discord Server doesn't allow users to speak languages other than English, that's digital imperialism!"

by Ezraja May 25, 2021

Digital Slave

An individual who is unable to free themselves from the hold of social media, television, video games, or any electronic device designed for entertainment.

“In todays world we are all digital slaves”

by Barkingsatyr69 May 4, 2022

Digital Speed

The speed at which things happen on the internet.

Also, the speed of your multitasking abilities on the computer.

To do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the analog time at which real life happens.

EX1:

Person1: Dude!I contacted you like 5 seconds ago.WTF?I thought you had died!!

Person2: Sorry man, I was away for 10 seconds.

Person1: Damn, digital speed can really mess with your head.

EX2:

PersonA: Wow!You got back to me really fast.

PersonB: I'm always online so I get everything at a digital speed.

PersonA: Wow.So I must be on analog time them.

PersonB: Yep!Get with the times.

EX3:

Person1: Yo!Did you hear about that new sextape that's going around?

PersonB: Man, that was like 2 seconds ago.Everyone's talking about the sneezing panda.

Person1: Whoa!My digital speed must be lagging then.It's that goddamn wifi connection!

PersonB: Sucks for you.

by DamianTempest June 14, 2010