Dustin Diamond

A sexual act performed by shaving the female specimans hair off then proceeding to jaz'm (see definition) onto her freshly shaved scalp, coating the entire skull. Next, you squat a spot over top of her gleaming dome and proceed to shave your rancid pubic hair onto her head, sprinkling in such a fashion that is resembles a Dustin Diamond aka. Screech's hairstyle.

"Dude, Rolo Tony's girlfriend actually asked me to give her a Dustin Diamond. I couldn't refuse."

by Shawn Sager August 12, 2008

Ghetto Diamond

A broken diamond held together by duct tape; commonly used as a drinking vessel for grape soda

"Yo have you seen my ghetto diamond. I'm firsty."

by Dr. Fartbrain December 30, 2011

Diamond Birthday

When your age matches your IQ.

Hey Joe, Happy Diamond Birthday.

by Strikefalcon August 1, 2022

diamond sword

do you like my sword?

a diamond sword is something you use in minecraft to kill da zombez

by abcdefghiiiiiiiiabcdefghiiiiii February 11, 2018

bacon diamond

Vagina

n. pl. va·gi·nas or va·gi·nae
(-n)
Anatomy
The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
A similar part in some invertebrates.
Botany A sheathlike structure, such as the leaf of a grass that surrounds a stem.

"Look at the size of that bacon diamond"

by BimDan January 5, 2004

diamond mine

A less commonly used term for a woman's vagina, or vaginal area.

"Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got 'diamonds'
At the meeting of my thighs?" --Maya Angelou, Still I Rise

My boyfriend wants to use his dick to search my diamond mine.

by LakotaBabii June 18, 2008

Diamond White

A cheap, strong cider that tastes of vomit, drunk solely by underage charvers who either have a mate with them who looks over the age of 18 (with maybe some dodgy fake ID) or can somehow manage to convince an adult to go into an off-licence or corner shop to buy it for them. May also be consumed by tramps, plonkies, alkies and other assorted soap dodgers who want to get drunk and simply cannot be arsed about the taste as long as it doesn't take up too much dole money. See also Lambrini, MD 20/20, Vodkat

Charver: "Here how, gan to the shop and get us a bottle o' Diamond White how, 's aanly like a pund a litre!"

by GeoNeil June 4, 2007