Mobile Device

A portable, handheld 'communication' device (also called a cell phone) - although it is rarely used to actually communicate.
Most commonly used for: texting, sexting, social media posts, check the time, taking selfies or other pics of interest, check the temperature, get directions, track your significant other, write yourself a reminder, check your email, flashlight to get your carrkey in the hole, look up word meanings ie Urban dictionary, see your bank balance, transfer a few bucks to your friend for t
paying your bar tab, ordering UberEats delivery, summoning a Lyft ride, personal calendar, playing games such as Candy Crush while waiting for your friend to pump gas, shopping at Amazon, eBay,Wish, etc....

Jones: "1 checked my mobile device, he's foty minutes late"
Jones' girl: "yeah, he's on Hammer Time.

Betty: "wya?"
Bill: "IDK - I better GPS datshit on my mobile device."

Girl 1: "are you seriously taking a pic of that blank wall with your mobile device?"
Girl 2: "no, hehehe. It's a selfie shot"
(Girl 3 jumps in and photo bombs)

by 2econdly August 9, 2020

Teacher Devaki

A demon that is pretty.. weird. Gives lots of works and judge you based on.. everything.

I HATE TEACHER DEVAKI

by Goostie October 3, 2021

Seriously Technical Device

Seriously Technical Device is a slang term for a STD.

"Hey, did hear that Amanda has a Seriously Technical Device."
"Yeah man, she's got some gadgets!"

by Meowwoman March 22, 2009

DNA transfer device

Nerdy way of saying "cock".

I desire connecting my DNA transfer device to her roseaceous hirsute receptacle.

by pentozali July 9, 2012

Central CPU Hard Device

A central processing unit (CPU), also called a central processor, main processor or just processor, is the electronic circuitry that executes instructions comprising a computer program. The CPU performs basic arithmetic, logic, controlling, and input/output (I/O) operations specified by the instructions in the program. This contrasts with external components such as main memory and I/O circuitry, and specialized processors such as graphics processing units (GPUs).

My Central CPU Hard Device is Burning

MAMA

by Hardrum March 28, 2022

Dopamine Inducing Device

noun. An electronic device.

Do not use dopamine inducing devices in class.

by KornLS July 4, 2023

DeviantArt

A website for young high school males and females who have a furry/anime/manga or anything like that to post their horribly drawn artwork and their fetishes. The website however does have real art on it but you really need to look.

I used to use DeviantArt for a couple of years until it became a forum and image hosting site for kids and their obsessions with anything and everything.

by RUbornAMpat October 24, 2017