deuce

Intercourse and oral sex.

Like the KISS song says, "Your man is working hard, he's worth a deuce!"

by Smitty3 September 8, 2007

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ace-deuce

Ace-Deuce,aka "Ace, Two" is a starting hand in Texas Hold-em, which is deceptively good because you have an ace, but it's really a pile of crap. It will fuck you over a lot, especially if someone else has an Ace with any card higher than a two.

Someone else; " I got two pair, aces and nines, what do you have?"
me: "Ace-deuce, fuck. I fucking hate ace-deuce."

by porneggs September 21, 2005

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drop a deuce

The act of taking a dump, pinching a loaf or dropping the kids at the pool.

I had to go so bad that I was walking like a duck. I'll feel a lot better after I drop a deuce

by seymour heines February 28, 2008

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Drop a Deuce

To defecate . To relieve one's self by fecal expulsion from one's anus.

Origin: the frase could have been allocated to this meaning due to the assertion that the dump would be or feel like it was a two pounder. Hence the word 'deuce'. Or, the more commonly accepted origin of this frase is a response to a euphemism for taking a crap: 'going # 2'.

I can't wait to get home so I can Drop a Deuce !

by Ian Callahan January 5, 2006

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Deuce Deuce

Although commonly misconceived as a .22 caliber gun, a deuce deuce is indeed a handgun. However, it is not .22 caliber. A deuce deuce is an Austrian made Glock pistol model number 22. The Glock 22 pistol fires .40S&W rounds, not .22 caliber.

Noun: Glock 22 Handgun

The deuce deuce was made famous by many rappers and musicians.

"And the deuce deuce in my bubblegoose"
-- Notorious B.I.G.

"About to get loose with the deuce deuce"
-- Ice Cube

"I got the deuce deuce in the trunk of my car, Oh yeah"
-- Sublime

by Hawk Diggity February 14, 2010

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