When you're at a party or elsewhere, some people will try to talk all deep except that most of their knowledge is derived from Dan Brown novels. Easily spotted by frequent illusions to the Illuminati and the Holy Grail. The really clever ones will mix in bullshit they read on the Internet.
PERSON 1: I think Camus' "The Stranger" is one of the best illustrations of one's struggle with the absurd.
PERSON 2: Uh, yeah, and the Catholic church is trying to cover up Jesus' bloodline!
PERSON 1: Nice Dan Brown philosophy you've got there.
PERSON 2: Uh, yeah, and the Catholic church is trying to cover up Jesus' bloodline!
PERSON 1: Nice Dan Brown philosophy you've got there.
by Lairor July 28, 2008
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With his amazing booming voice, he usually voices powerful characters such as Yami, Mewtwo, and Entei. He is often praised and parodied in Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series.
With his amazing booming voice, he usually voices powerful characters such as Yami, Mewtwo, and Entei. He is often praised and parodied in Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series.
In a perfect world, everybody would have Dan Green's voice.
I can do whatever I want because I'm voiced by Dan Green!
Oh dear... I completely forgot what I was supposed to be doing. Come on Dan, think... I know! I'll just activate my sexy man voice! That usually works! I'M GOING TO DO MY LAUNDRY! COULD I HAVE SOME CHANGE?
I can do whatever I want because I'm voiced by Dan Green!
Oh dear... I completely forgot what I was supposed to be doing. Come on Dan, think... I know! I'll just activate my sexy man voice! That usually works! I'M GOING TO DO MY LAUNDRY! COULD I HAVE SOME CHANGE?
by TehEpicN00b0rz December 20, 2009
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by Shrek is a hero April 19, 2019
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by britishyoutubersarelife January 5, 2016
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Kid 1: Lt. Lasermind is a genius.
Kid 2: Pedweird and Smelly Belly are stupid, according to him.
Kid 1: I want to go onto Sparknotes and read his latest blog.
Kid 2: Dan Bergstein is the highlight of the entire site.
Kid 1: Let's have some outdoor spaghetti, too!
Kid 2: Pedweird and Smelly Belly are stupid, according to him.
Kid 1: I want to go onto Sparknotes and read his latest blog.
Kid 2: Dan Bergstein is the highlight of the entire site.
Kid 1: Let's have some outdoor spaghetti, too!
by Eeyore Onesies December 7, 2010
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Phrase coined by metal singer Dan Vasc, to encourage people to work towards solutions to their problems instead of sitting back and complaining.
Phrase coined by metal singer Dan Vasc, to encourage people to work towards solutions to their problems instead of sitting back and complaining.
by SpaceNinja7 September 11, 2021
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1. A Jagger bomb (A shot of Jaggermeister bombed into a red bull)
2. An Irish Carbomb (A shot of half baileys, half jameson, bombed into a guiness)
3. An American Honey Snakebite (A shot of american honey with lime, chilled)
4. A glass of water.
(1-3 are a race, 4 is sipped. do not repeat until finished with all 4).
It is worth noting that whenever three or more people order Dan shots together, the entire bar frequently turns to watch what is going on.
1. A Jagger bomb (A shot of Jaggermeister bombed into a red bull)
2. An Irish Carbomb (A shot of half baileys, half jameson, bombed into a guiness)
3. An American Honey Snakebite (A shot of american honey with lime, chilled)
4. A glass of water.
(1-3 are a race, 4 is sipped. do not repeat until finished with all 4).
It is worth noting that whenever three or more people order Dan shots together, the entire bar frequently turns to watch what is going on.
Dude A: I'm not that drunk.... I only had 4 drinks.
Dude B: Yeah, but they were Dan shots, so that's like 12 or 13 normal drinks.
Dude A: A Dan shot is one drink. I am sober.
Dude B: Yeah, but they were Dan shots, so that's like 12 or 13 normal drinks.
Dude A: A Dan shot is one drink. I am sober.
by omg he's right September 30, 2015
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