cuckold

When a white man gets sexual excitement from allowing a black man to have sex with his wife or girlfriend. This sexual desire that might be viewed as racist since the pleasure is derived from some peoples' beliefs that it is degrading to white women to have sex with black men.

She filed for divorce after their cuckold because the trust was gone.

by Tatathomas January 13, 2009

Newfie Speed and Custom

Slang name for any "Canadian Tire" store. Quite possibly the most inept automotive shop in all of Canada.

"Whomever changed the oil in your car, forgot to put more back in. Where did you go?"

"I took it to Newfie Speed and Custom."

"Uh, oh. 'Nuff said!!!"

by D.Gould November 3, 2007

customizing

A trend that has become popular for everything. Customizing clothes, customizing meals, customizing cars, customizing in video games, customizing houses, customizing t-shirts, customizing hairstyles,etc,etc,etc...
Can get really annoying and invasive.

"Godammit, I wanna play Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge but I gotta do all this customizing bullshit. Argh!! I don't care what hairstyle he has, no, i don't want to select my character's sexual preference..."

by cerealtitties January 11, 2006

customoron

idiotic customer, irritating customer, the way you are treated in some shops

The customoron was asking for Jane Austen in the periodicals section.

by bestselling February 24, 2008

apple customer service

quite possibly the worst customer service you can possibly run into. full of stink-ass arabians, indians, dumbshits and bimbos,

apple customer service:sir what is your name

me:brandon ****

apple:rick??

me:just help me with my problem

apple:what is it sir

me:this piece of overpriced shit is acting up and is erasing music by itself

apple:...

me:help me

apple:let me look it up

me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own fucking product

apple:sir read off your ipod main menu

me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time...

apple:read off your iPOD menu

me:i just did you dipshit. fuck you go to college

by fuckapple123 June 26, 2010

Cucko

a psycho tiny plastic baby that was had in an apartment by the freeway in Puyallup, Washington by some punk ass teenagers who were all on drugs.. i think. The name of an egg/baby for school. another word for fucko. One of the coolest words to say in the middle of a quiet room..or anywhere. because you end up laughing. the first few times.

"cucko!" "have you seen cucko?" "wheres cucko, hows he doing.. or she...? " "cuckos better than your baby"

by Lauraloveshercatpopcornhesthebestcatever December 24, 2008

HM customs & excise

(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.

HM customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the Inland Revenue in a few years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004