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Carnal Cucumber

Vegetarian option of meat-based penis slang or simile.
Example :

1). My girlfriend got her dip all over my carnal cucumber !
2). I'm going to use my carnal cucumber to turn her vegetarian.

3). She might be vegan but we'll see if she can take all my carnal cucumber ...
by Chilly Beef March 6, 2018
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Salty cucumber

One who sucks dick after it has been in a dirty and sweaty hoe's ass.
Dang he'd/she'd be the type to be a salty cucumber
by Bobbycucumber May 15, 2018
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frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.
I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.
by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018
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dry cucumber

A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.
Logan, stop being a dry cucumber. Idiot.
by Immaturespices October 15, 2018
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Ernies Cucumber

the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber
Hey you free this weekend ?
Yes why?
Lets do a ernies cucumber
by Fortnite Battle Royale January 24, 2019
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Mexican Cucumber Biscuit

A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.
What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.
by bigrichardcockisgay February 8, 2019
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burnt cucumber

The opposite of being a cool cucumber. It’s when you are being a weird dum dum of a person
You are acting like a burnt cucumber
by GianaDaBanana December 26, 2019
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