Crunchy Mom

The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.

I hate my "Crunchy Mom" she is so strict and I am not allowed to do any thing!

by Ohionator April 10, 2024

Crunchy

Preppy upper class white/nerdy. Golfs on weekends. Polos and short shorts. Refers to his whip as his car.

That's a crunchy ass mother fucker.
Bro, you're acting hella crunchy.
Donald Trump is crunchy as fuck.
Tom Cruz is crunchy as fuck.

by A5ianNati0n September 13, 2019

crunchy spoon

When you are spooning but the bed is crunchy from cum from earlier.

" I was hitting her with that crunchy spoon"

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

Crunchy Parrots

Everyone likes eating parrots!
A parrots is a nugget.

Mlmlml crunchy parrots!

by Creeper_ita July 2, 2020

Crunchy Pie

A Hairy pussy

I ate her crunchy pie.

by CarlitosE June 10, 2018

Crunchy

Used to describe someone ratchet, ugly and or stank.

“You see Rollie and ET on the episode of baddies last night?”
“Girl yes they looked crunchy as hell”

by novamoons December 10, 2023

Crunchy

Another word for salty/mad.

You trash
You sound crunchy.

by BasicAsses May 27, 2018