Crunchy

Very nice delicious scrumptious and yes. Very enjoy. Crunchy.

Wow look at that person’s hair it’s so crunchy

I know right!! They’re so cool

by Crunchy100 September 09, 2022

crunchies

Slang:

Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.

Example 1:
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.

Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.

Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!

Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.

by Fractious1 November 30, 2017

Crunchy

To be like a food that isnt supposed to be crunchy but is
Also a term of endearment for the cutest in the world

Damn that Melanie sure is crunchy

by SnailPrince April 05, 2016

Crunchy

John K getting in touch with his emotions.

Today's chair is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch; so named because he's crunchy.

by elbeeay May 30, 2024

crunchy bread bites

A cracker

I really want so cheese and crunchy bread bites you hobknocker

by Crotch socket liz September 10, 2020

crunchy saliva

when you wake up from a nap, and you wake up with dry smelly and dusty saliva on your face.

yum yum crunchy saliva

by my family computer September 20, 2022

crunchy bung

1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;

a) too much anal sex

b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts

c) a diet with little to no ruffage

d) any combination a, b & c

2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.

As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".

"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"

by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014