poop crotch

when you go in the back then come around the front
I kicked him out the back door and then he tried to poopcrotch me!

oh, poop crotch!

Dude, you are a major poopcrotch
by LS-Train July 07, 2004
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crotch plug

A That-Time-Of-The-Month Hygiene Product
OMG Why the hell is there a crotch plug on the toilet
by John September 19, 2006
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crotch belly

Very large mass of fat that gathers in the lower abdomen primarily but not recticted to fat women. See also fupa, front butt, or gunt. Men also can suffer from this condition although men traditionally of this size tend to wear a fat apron.
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The lady at the China Buffet had a ginourmous crotch belly.

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Big fat Roy is a man with a huge crotch belly. He really likes cheese and garlic butter.
by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006
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cactus crotch

Warren complained to his dawgs about Mary's cactus crotch leaving him all cut up.
by crazii maisey October 18, 2007
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Crotch pop

Waggling your loosely clothed man bits in a sexualized manner, intending to arouse the opposite sex but in actuality having the opposite effect.
Crotch pop: I stripped down to my g-string and crotch-popped the sorrority sisters but they were not impressed. At all.
by Susan Denime November 03, 2011
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Crotch Tracks

Shit, cum, period or infection stains in one’s underwear/panties.
Rachel left her panties on the bathroom floor. From the looks of the crotch tracks, she had a tractor pull down there with all that mud.

That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
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crotch frost

When I girl sticks her hand in ice for ten minutes then grabs your crotch while your sleeping and records it as a hilarious prank
"Bro that bitch Sarah gave me a crotch frost the other day, I had to break up with her..."
by Smallcreep July 14, 2014
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